| Dan Lane 6671 St. Andrews Rd Columbia, SC 1st Marriage: Madison - 2 Years No Children e-mail: [email protected] |
| Highlights / Accomplishments: Name at Graduation: Daniel Lane Current name: Lucy Lu, what else would it be? - (Kind of a chick�s only question isn�t it?) Nickname: None, I was never cool enough to have a nick name. Personal Information: Number of Marriages: 1� 3, no, 5.., we�re only counting marriages when both parties were sober.. right? ..Just one. Spouse�s Name : Madison. Somehow she puts up with me. Number of children : None. I�d rather be the love toy of a syphilitic bear than have children. Brief Biography: After I graduated USC I spent a short time working in retail. But in 1987 I started with the Richland County Sheriff�s Department. I spent time in the uniform division, then moved to narcotics, then to burglary, then robbery/homicide. Currently, I am a Captain and direct all special projects and technology for the department. (That means - I am a complete and total geek. I probably ought to have a pocket protector..) Let�s see, what the hell else was I supposed to talk about..? Oh, the wife� I have no idea why she married me. Check this out. On our honeymoon � a cruise, if you must know � I took a book to read. Now anyone who�s been on a cruise knows that reading while sunning on deck is THE thing to do. The Mrs brought the latest Sue Grafton book. Me? I brought �Fermat�s Last Theorem.� It�s a book describing the history of the solution to the mathematical problem �There is no solution to the equation: A^x+B^x=C^x where x>2.� I was enthralled by it. Now, that considered, would YOU marry me? Me neither. Other than the fact that I cook like Julia Child, I�ll never understand why she said �I do.� Frequently Asked Questions: Q. Dude, you got married kind of late didn�t you? A. How the hell do you know when I got married? Are you some kind of stalker or something? I�ll call the cops and� Oh� I told you when I got married, a couple of paragraphs ago� Sorry. Q. So you�re a cop� Can you help me fix this ticket? A. No. Q. Come on man! I really� A. No! Next question. Q. Will you be at the reunion? A. Due to a schedule conflict, no. |
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