Bumper Sticker Work Shop
Theese are my ideas for bumper sticker and come-backs to really stupid bumper stickers. I also have just some really frickin funny bumper stickers.

Some of the real bumper sticker's i'll scan later or when I have the $$ to buy them (frickin spencers is frickin expensive!) But they do have some of the funniest bumper stickers in the world.
OK! The first bumper sticker on my list is...


"Horn broken watch for finger" - this is also my favorite bumper sticker.
"I Go from zero to bitch in 3.5 sec!"
Ok i really dislike this next one...

"My BOSS is a JEWISH carpenter"

My come back...

"My Boss Fucked Your JEWBAG CARPENTER!!!"
"Hows my driveing? Call 1-800-fuck-you!"
"Honk if your horn is broken."

That otta hold the average american about a mile and a half, don't ya think?
Another religious bumper sticker...

"I found him, I have Jesus in the trunk"
Oh, and the answer to the fuckin anoying question...

"Who's your daddy?"

GOD I HOPE IT'S NOT YOU, YOU FUCKIN LAZY ASS PRICK! GO TAKE A FUCKIN SHOWER!!!
"Who Let The Dogs Out?"

I did now go fuck yourself!
More bumper's to come!
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"I'm A Polka fan!"

Fuck Polka! It sucks major ass! And so do you!
"Life's a shit so what the fuck, I'll have sex for just a buck!"

I like it, it's like poetry on the interstate system!
"I'm too fucking old to drive fast!"
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"You think my driveing sucks?! Look in the merror!"
"Shit happens, this is true but if you scratch,dent, scrape, or touch my car I'll kick your ass!"
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