| Bumper Sticker Work Shop |
| Theese are my ideas for bumper sticker and come-backs to really stupid bumper stickers. I also have just some really frickin funny bumper stickers. Some of the real bumper sticker's i'll scan later or when I have the $$ to buy them (frickin spencers is frickin expensive!) But they do have some of the funniest bumper stickers in the world. |
| OK! The first bumper sticker on my list is... "Horn broken watch for finger" - this is also my favorite bumper sticker. |
| "I Go from zero to bitch in 3.5 sec!" |
| Ok i really dislike this next one... "My BOSS is a JEWISH carpenter" My come back... "My Boss Fucked Your JEWBAG CARPENTER!!!" |
| "Hows my driveing? Call 1-800-fuck-you!" |
| "Honk if your horn is broken." That otta hold the average american about a mile and a half, don't ya think? |
| Another religious bumper sticker... "I found him, I have Jesus in the trunk" |
| Oh, and the answer to the fuckin anoying question... "Who's your daddy?" GOD I HOPE IT'S NOT YOU, YOU FUCKIN LAZY ASS PRICK! GO TAKE A FUCKIN SHOWER!!! |
| "Who Let The Dogs Out?" I did now go fuck yourself! |
| More bumper's to come! Thanks for checkin it out! Tell me what you think! |
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| "I'm A Polka fan!" Fuck Polka! It sucks major ass! And so do you! |
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| "Life's a shit so what the fuck, I'll have sex for just a buck!" I like it, it's like poetry on the interstate system! |
| "I'm too fucking old to drive fast!" |
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| "You think my driveing sucks?! Look in the merror!" |
| "Shit happens, this is true but if you scratch,dent, scrape, or touch my car I'll kick your ass!" |