A rescue operation has begun in Galway where a an elderly man has got himself lost in very long grass. A passer-by raised the alarm when he heard the desperate shouts of the 75 year old. He is believed to be a local pensioner who is rather fond of the drink. The old man was seen entering the grass around 3pm and it wasn't until 5pm that a passer-by heard pleas for help. The local fire service where called in to search for the man but they haven't yet found him in the dense grass. The Gardai are hoping that they find the man before 7:30 cause they don't want to miss Glenroe.

A cow is not just for burgers its for life.

Farmer jailed after killing 24 cows; he stated in his defence "They just kept mooing at me"

A farmer from Co.Cavan has been sentenced to 3 years in Prison for feeding his cattle hash. The farmer who cannot be named for legal reasons imported his supply from Amsterdam in the form of fertiliser. He said he was sick of his cows looking depressed and they made him sad. He stated "I only wanted to perk them up abit, how would you like to stand ina fucking field all day you twat, yeah do you want abit of this you shithead, come on..come on.." he then got violent but the gardai were able to refrain him and drag him into one of their vans.