| TEST |
| A very serious matter. |
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| Did you study for this test? It will be on your permanent record. Anyhow, it doesn't matter. You will be asked a question and given two choices. This will lead you through a maze of questions and in the end you will be led to your destiny and what you should do about your religious endeavors. The first question is below. |
| How do you feel about hot dog buns? |