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| Self Initiation |
| The Initiation is possibly the most important event in your life. Look at it as such. Step One: Find a place with a television where you will remain undisturbed. Step Two: With yarn or hemp twine lay out a donut shape around you while chanting: "Mystic Donut surround me, Mystic Donut protect me, Mystic Donut save me, Mystic Donut! Mystic Donut! Mystic Donut! Mystic Donut! Mystic Donut!" Step Three: Light up a cigarette and put it in your most decorative ashtray to burn. Step Four: With your Spork raised abouve your head yell out: "Oh Magog, you are big, Oh Gog, you are great, Please make me, cool." Step Five: Take a puff off your cigarette, then let it burn the rest of the way in the ashtray while you meditate on your new purpose of life and your plans to take over the world, then when the cigarette has burned out turn on the television. The first image you see is your image of power. |