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| Today is the day that the God makes the batter which puts a bun in the Goddess's Easy Bake Oven. So far the Easy Bake Coven is not yet sure what exactly will happen on this day, but I can ensure you we will listen to the Beatles and bake with our Easy Bake Ovens. The Great Rite is of course symbolized with our ovens. Below is a ritual that you can do solitary or with others. Just divide up the lines if you are gonna do it with others. |
| Bealtaine Ritual: Supplies: Easy Bake Oven, along with all the parts shown in the picture. You will also need a set of toy dishes: a bowl big enough to mix ingredients in, a small plate and a small bowl for setting the ingredients out on the altar, and a toy knife to be an athame. Also you shall need 4 tsp Flour, 2 tsp Cocoa Powder, 1 tbsp sugar, 1/8 tsp baking powder and 1 dash salt All these should be mixed together pre-ritual and on a small plate. The you will mix in a bowl 1/8 tsp vanilla, 4 tsp water, 2 tsp vegatable oil, and these will also be pre-ritual mixed. Then you get the frosting of your choice. Also something to drink will be needed. Wine or Mead is recomended, something strawberry flavored too. |
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| Opening Cast Circle as you normally do, then invoke the elements. Priest(ess): Turns to the East With the blessing of the purifying wind I call forth the powers of Air. Turn to the South With the blessing of the eternal fire I call upon the powers of the South. Turn to the West With the blessing of the sacred well I call upon the powers of the West. Turn to the North With the blessing of the deep and fruitful earth I call upon the powers of the North. Begin to spin clockwise Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, Orange, sprinkle down upon our circle like sprinkles on a donut and bless us as we celebrate this the day of the Gods, Bealtaine. The Priestess takes the plate of powdered ingredients and pours them into larger bowl. Like the soil of the earth these powders wait to be fertilized with the liquid to hold these particles together. The Priestess then takes the bowl of liquid ingredients and pours them in and begins to stir 13 times. When these are mixed they shall be nurtured in the fires of a light bulb and grow and create a small feast. The Priestess pours the batter into a floured and greased baking bowl. The Seed. The Priestess picks the bowl up with the wand used for picking up the bowl that is purple in the above picture. The Phalus. The Priestess places the bowl in the preheated Easy Bake Oven (should preheat for 15 minutes). The Womb. Then the Priestess and others present start to meditate and listen to the Beatles "Revolver" album. They may choose to make an offering to Lavercam during this point. After 13 to 15 minutes have gone by the cake is removed. If the Coven wants it then they can eat it then, or wait for it too cool. If there are more than two people taking part in the ritual more than one cake will need to be made pre-ritual. Everyone eats and drinks . The Priestess closes the ceremony: The seed was planted tonight, and the outcome was sweet. Blessed be the God and Goddess, on this their first date. Begins dancing widdershins Orange, Prickle, Pungent, Boom, Sweet, you may blow away in the wind if that is what you please. Goes to the East Thank you East, Go if you must, stay if you will. Goes to the South Thank you South, Go if you must, stay if you will. Goes to the West Thank you West, Go if you must, stay if you will. Goes to the North Thank you North, Go if you must, stay if you will. Blessed Be. Ground the circle and energies as you usually do, and then party the rest of the night. |