| Irish Proverbs&Sayings |
| No matter how beautiful, how smart, or how cute she is, sonebody somewhere,is sick of her shit! Woork like you donn't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like noo one is watching, and Drink like a true Irishman. God then made man. The Italian for thier beauty. The French for fine food. The Swedes for intelligence. The jew for religion. And on and on untill he looked at what he had created and said. "This is all very fine but no one is having fun. I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman." The reason the Irish are alwasys fighting each otherr Is they have no other worthy opponents. If you're enough lucky to be Irish... You're lucky enough! Irish Diplomacy: Is the ability to tell a man to go to hell, so that he will look forward to making the trip May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend. There are only two kinds of peole in the world, The Irsh And those who wish they were. God Invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world! An Irishman's Philsosphy: There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about: Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with all your friends you won't have time to worry! |
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