For a brief period we sacked him cause he wasnt positive enuff, and he wantid to smash Tims drummakit which Tim woz not too pleesed about.
Anyhoo, he tried to kill us in our sleep and had more good songs written than us, so the band reformed and henceforth we have loved him as though he were our own son (with Rabies!).
Now and again when he is sleepy (all the time really) he returns to his realm of dreams where all you can eat pancake bars are everywhere, beef jerky is available in multitudes, John Lennon is still with us and Fidel Castro is the president of the United States.
~The Band
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