the Barman didn't like my Dress
i wish i was a homosexual...
      ...Make my life so much easier
The adventure starts at the school gates
wearing the dress that everybody hates
Black skirts are in regulation
I'm a transvestite and i love satan...
       ....Make your life so much easier
if i was a homosexual...
     ...life wasn't made easy, wasn't made
Easy for you to state
What i may and may not hate
I just happen to like the sensation
And theres no need for an operation
    ...would authority bother me less
if i didn't wear my dress
     ....before i go i'd like to add
Have you ever read William Blake  
What time of nite do you call late
For those of you without your petty reservations
i'll give you, my mother fucking salutations...

the barman didn't like my dress
the farmers didn't like my dress
i guess they were upset that i didn't have breasts
the barmen they thought i was queer
and the farmers they thought i was queer

There's Something About Me i Know They Fear.
Life Is Too Easy For The Insincere.

lyricals by the dress man...the robin dress man rather than the jed dress man by the way...
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