wHo cArEs!!!!!

1. Signal left, turn right.
2. Tell the ending of the movies.
3. Sniff a lot.
4. Wear jeans to the weddings.
5. Finish Other peoples cross-word puzzles.
6. Remind people that their pimples could be cancerous.
7. Tear articles from the magazines in the doctor's waiting room.
8. Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
9. Leave the price tags on the presents.
10. Leave your thumb prints on the photographs.
11. Blow other people's birthday candles.
12. Talk with your finger in other people's faces.
13. Always be right.
14. Don't take no for an answer.
15. Use gift wrapping paper a second time.
16. Argue with everybody.
17. Touch the paintings in the gallery.
18. Get hysterical.
19. Block the entrances of lifts and buses.
20. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
21. Toss things out of the car window.
22. Talk with your mouth full.
23. Ask her if the diamond ring is real.
24. Ask him how much he earns.
25. Answer a question with a question.
26. Clean your finger nails at the dinning table.
27. Before leaving the elevator push all the buttons.
28. Go up the down escalator.
29. Never hide your sister's/mother's age.
30. If you can't say anything nice, say something nasty.
31. Open umbrellas in the crowded corridors.
32. When the sign says "Reserved Parking", it means you.
33. Apologize a lot but don't change.
34. Hold the lift until you have finished the conversation.
35. Hand out business cards at the funerals.
36. Clean your ear with little finger.
37. Take the biggest piece.
38. Comb your hair in the kitchen.
39. Change your mind.
40. Put your initials in wet concrete.
41. Draw moustaches on the posters.
42. When others are in great hurry, take your time.
43. Take money from your younger brother's piggy bank.
44. Chase ambulances.
45. Get up early and take your neighbour's newspaper.
46. Don't put stamps on the envelopes.
47. Swear till you are blue in the face.
48. Use more plastic.
49. Make fun of all accents.
50. Lick knife before putting it back in the strawberry jam.
51. Tell long, boring stories.
52. Get into every photograph you can.
53. Remind friends of the stupid things they did ten years ago.
54. Ask if a present is returnable.
55. Open old wounds whenever possible.
56. Quote proverbs in Latin.
57. Keep saying "That's nice".
58. Use up all the hot water.
59. Use fly spray in the car.
60. Make scary faces at babies.
61. Make sure you win when playing with kids.
62. Jump to conclusions.
63. Answer the phone with "What do you want?".
64. Have one for the road.
65. Pretend you are listening.
66. Drown yourself in perfume.
67. Swear this time you mean it-really.
68. Grumble constantly.
70. Develop a convenient memory.
71. And last but not least start working on the above