If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans, on the average, eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The animal with the most taste buds is the catfish. It has over 27,000 of
them.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's equivalent to a human
jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish don't have brains

That citrus soda 7-UP was created in1929; "7" was selected
because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the
direction ofthe bubbles.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The
spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
plasma.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

1 in every 4 Americans have appeared on television.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the
USA."

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of
varieties of pickles the company once had.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a
Pez dispenser.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but
was talked out of it by her doctor.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being
seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in
jelly.

Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a
year's supply of footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola,and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

The average life span of a major league baseball:seven pitches.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when
the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the
groundfloor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.