This is a collection of leave lettters and applications  written  by
people in various places. Just have a look  at the  english
skills of these people. My application also included........Ha...Ha..Ha...

1.      A candidate's application  "This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a  'typist and an  accountant - Male or Female'... As I am
both for the  past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for
the post.


2.      An employee applied for leave as follows: Since have  to go to my
village  to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me  one week
leave.


3.      Another employee applied  for half day leave as follows: "Since I've
to go to the  cremation ground and  I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave"


4.      A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the  headmaster: "As
I am  studying in this school i am suffering from headache. I  request you
to leave  me  today"


5.      A family friend of ours told an incident of his  friend's letter "I
am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the  school"


6.      Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As  my headache is
paining, please grant me leave for the day.


7. Another leave letter written to Administration  dept:    As  my
mother-in-law has expired and I am  responsible for  it, please  grant me
10 days  leave.