You call "Pizza Parlor". Someone answers on the second ring.
PIZZA PARLOR: Hello, this is Three Sevenths Street Pizza and Pasta, Angelica speaking, how may I help you?
YOU: Is your refrigerator running?
PIZZA PARLOR: Of course! This is a restaurant! How could we operate without a working refridgerator?
YOU: Well, that's why I was asking of course. Thank you very much. Goodbye.

You hang up. 1

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