You call "Pizza Parlor". Someone answers on the second ring.
PIZZA PARLOR: Hello, this is Three Sevenths Street Pizza and Pasta, Angelica speaking, how may I help you?
YOU: This is the police. I'm calling to inform you that Maureen is dead.
PIZZA PARLOR: Oh, um, that's very awful? I'm not sure why you're telling me?
YOU: Me neither, actually.

You hang up. 1

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