MOM: Are you calling about Maureen?????? Or is that Maureen? Baby? Is that you??????
YOU: Is your refrigerator running?
MOM: Yes.
YOU: That's good. Who's Maureen?
MOM: She's my daughter. I've been calling her and calling her but she hasn't answered and her boyfriends both say they haven't seen her since around Christmas, which is the last time I talked to her.
YOU: Boyfriends? She has more that one?
MOM: Well, yes. I told her it isn't nice to lead them on like that, but Maureen always has liked her boys.
YOU: Okay. Thank you very much.

You hang up.