LUCY: Hello, this is Lucille Karryoke, who is that?
YOU: Hi, it's Maureen.
LUCY: Oh, so you did run off with the mailman! Shame on you, Maureen. I'm going to go tell that nice police officer who's in your house. And your really ought to have taken down your Christmas decorations before you left.
YOU: Um, sorry.

You hang up.