LUCY: Hello, this is Lucille Karryoke, who is that?
YOU: Is your refrigerator running?
LUCY: Why, as a matter of fact I don't have a refrigerator. I believe that the rays in a refrigerator are the easiest way for aliens to poison your food. But thank you very much for your concern.

Laughing hysterically, you hang up.
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