JAMEY-POO: Hello, this is James Earlywine the Third, to whom am I speaking?
YOU:This is the police. I'm calling to inform you that Maureen is dead.
JAMEY-POO: Oh God. How?
YOU: She was murdered.
JAMEY-POO: Do you know who did it?
YOU: Nope. Do you?
JAMEY-POO: You know, if I'm a suspect you have to Mirandize me. I'm an attorney. I know my rights.
YOU: Well, you're not under arrest, and unless you did it you should want to help us find out who killed your girlfriend.
JAMEY-POO: You're right. I guess I'm just so upset... I'll help you in anyway I can.
YOU: When was the last time you saw Maureen?
JAMEY-POO: Christmas. We spent the whole day together. I proposed to her and gave her a $43,000,000 engagement ring.
YOU: Wow, you're rich. Did she accept?
JAMEY-POO: Of course! Who wouldn't? But I thought she must have gotten cold feet since she didn't call me back or answer my calls or answer the door when I came over.
YOU: Do you know of anyone who might want to kill her?
JAMEY-POO: No, everyone loved Maureen! She was an angel.
YOU: Have you heard of anyone named Greggy?
JAMEY-POO: No. Is that one of Maureen's nicknames? She loved nicknames, she called me "Jamey-poo", can you believe it? And she called her neighbor, Lucille Karryoke, one of the Karryokes, "Lucy". Now, I have an important meeting with a client. Goodbye.

You hang up.