You call "Greggy", who you guess is probably the Gregory the "Maleman" from the note, who Lucille Karryoke believed Maureen may have run off with. He answered on the third ring.
GREGGY: Yeah? It's Gregory.
YOU: This is the police. I'm calling to inform you that Maureen is dead.
GREGGY: Oh my God! I loved Maureen! We were going to elp... um, elopp, no, um... leopee, no, hmm... elopay, no, uh... lople, um, run away and get marrried.
YOU: When was the last time you saw Maureen?
GREGGY: Chritsmas Elve, no thats not it, the day before Chritsmas. But I talked to her Christmas morning but she said she was busy and hung up on me. And then the day after Christmas she left a message on my machine saying she loved me and was sorry she hung up on me but she was busy shopping for my present and she was going to come over to my house. But she didn't so I went to her house but she wasn't home. I'm sad.
YOU: Do you know if anyone had a reason to kill her?
GREGGY: No, except me because she hung up on me, but she apologized so I didn't want to kill her. And then my dad, because she hated him, and her crazy neighbro, nayibori, the woman who lived next door to her, her name was like Lucy only more fancier, well she's crazy.
YOU: Why would she want to kill Maureen?
GREGGY: Because she's crazy, like duh.
YOU: And why would your dad want to kill her?
GREGGY: Well, like I say, she hated him and called him bad words like stupid and pig and CENSORED and idiot and boss.
YOU: Wait. Is your dad her boss?
GREGGY: Well, yeah. That's how we met.
YOU: Well, thank you very much.
GREGGY: Tell Maureen I'm sorry she's dead.
YOU: uh, uh, well, uh, will do.
