CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Who's there?
YOU: Hi, it's Maureen.
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: What? Uh, um, Maureen? Really? Well, YOU'RE F*ING FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU: Me? Why?
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Because you haven't come to work since CHristmas and you stood up my son! Gregory deserves better than you, you CENSORED!

You hang up.