You call "my CENSOREDCENSORED stupid idiot CENSORED pig of a boss". He answers on the third ring.

CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Who's there?
YOU: This is the police. I'm calling to inform you that Maureen is dead.
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: That's nice.
YOU: Why?
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Because she hasn't showed up for work and she's a little CENSORED and my son deserves better than a CENSORED like her.
YOU: Your son?
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Gregory. He may be a bit slow, but he's a good person, unlike that CENSORED.
YOU: Do you knpw who might have wanted to kill her?
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Anyone in their right mind!
YOU: So not Lucille Karryoke?
CENSORED CENSORED STUPID IDIOT CENSORED PIG OF A BOSS: Oh yeah, that CENSORED too, so I guess everybody whether or not they're in their right mind wanted to kill her. Anyway, I've got a company to run, so I gotta go. Nice talkin' to ya.

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