| is Zipper D. Doodah, the biggest goddam idiot our universe has ever produced. Ever. You think you know some real idiots, well I'm sure you might, but this guy really takes the cake. Like the time his mother asked him to go to the store to get a loaf of bread. Well, being completely stupid, he thought she'd asked for a boaf of lead. Have you ever heard of anything so moronic? So then he goes to the library of all places, and starts asking random librarians about purchasing a boaf of lead, and they of course don't understand him, and he just starts shouting "BOAF! BOAF!" and they're trying to get him to quiet down and then his finger slyly moves for the little button near his palm to activate his up-the-sleeve spring-loaded holster and out pops a water pistol loaded with lemon juice and he starts squirting it into his own eyes and he drops to the floor screaming and clutching his eyes, which are of course burning from the lemon juice, and his poor old mother, who is not at all well these days what with her arthritis, has to go and get the bread herself. Now I ask you, is that really fair? |
