The Prez: Tonight, we were suppose to have four matches but two of the guys refused to show up for the event, well I only have one thing to say Simione Carmichael and
Raiden, YOU�RE FIRED! That�s all I have right now, let the event continue, the three matches we have should be exciting.
Joey Styles: Two people fired before the opening match, what else will happen tonight ?
Cyrus: Well later tonight Joey we�ll have Moses going up against �The Black Panther� Jamar Q.B. Shazbox, and later Matt Greening will go up against newcomer Cid Bailey in our main event.
Joey Styles: Should be an amazing night lets take it to ringside to our announcer Jason Sensation.

Jason Sensation: Our opening match of the night is a singles match under Icon Rules with a time limit of thirty minutes. Coming to the ring weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds, he stands at six foot four inches and hails from the mean streets of Cleveland, Ohio, ladies and gentlemen, he is Erok. �Thug Love� by Bone Thugs featuring Tupac plays over the arena sound system as Erok makes his way out to the ring. He slides underneath the ropes stands on the turnbuckle posing for the crowd and stretches on the ropes as the camera cuts back to Jason Sensation. Jason Sensation: Our Challenger tonight needs no introduction, he hails from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, weighs in at two hundred and thirty pounds, and stands at six feet. Ladies and Gentleman he is �The Icon� Al Creed. �Sabotage� by the Beastie Boys play as Al Creed walks down to the ring he climbs up on the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckle, perched, sitting there watching his opponent.
Joey Styles: Look at the face of Creed Cyrus, he is ready for business tonight.
Cyrus: Yes, he is Canadian Joey, he takes his job very seriously, unlike his American counterparts. I am the same way.
Joey Styles: I�ll pretend I didn�t here that. Anything goes in the Icon Rules match. So I�m sure someone is going to walk away sporting the crimson mask.
Cyrus: It might even be you Joey.

Both men lock up, Al Creed with the irish whip, he goes for the clothesline but Erok ducks, bounces off the other ropes and goes for the clothesline but is met with a big boot by Creed. Erok falls to the mat, and Al Creed takes no time and wrenches the leg of Erok with a leg bar. Al Creed releases the leg bar and rolls out of the ring he walks over to the ring announcer and grabs his chair. He throws it in the ring hitting Erok in the head as he gets up. Al Creed rolls into ring and climbs to his feet. Him and Erok begin to brawl. Erok connects with a left, Al Creed connects with a right. Al Creed sidesteps a punch and gets behind Erok and delivers a neck breaker. He grabs the chair, and waits for Erok to climb to his feet. Erok climbs to his feet, and Al Creed charges after him with the chair, Erok falls to his knees and grabs a hold of the top rope sending Al Creed to the floor, along with his chair. Erok takes the advantage, and climbs the turnbuckle, and delivers a flying cross body. Climbing to his feet first, Erok grabs Al Creed by the hair and drags him over to the announcers table.
Joey Styles: They are bringing the action over here Cyrus.
Cyrus: Yes Joey maybe if you can clearly see the action maybe it will improve your commentating skills.

Erok goes to bash Al Creeds skull on the announcers table but Creed blocks by getting his hands on the table. He elbows Erok until Erok lets go of Al Creed. Al Creed grabs a hold of Eroks arm and irish whips him into the steel stairs. They become dislodged from the force. Al Creed grabs the chair, he walks over to Erok and he swings it, and the chair connects with Eroks skull. Erok lies on the ground as Al Creed goes for the ring steps. He takes the top of the ring steps and lays it on the ground across from the bottom half of the ring steps. He drags Erok to the bottom half of the steps and stands him up and slams him down onto the bottom half of the ring steps. Al Creed takes the top half of the ring steps and lifts it up.
Joey Styles: He is going to crush Erok with those steps Cyrus. He might break a few of Eroks ribs or something.
Cyrus: It�s Icons Rules, anything goes Joey. Erok knew what he signed up for the moment he stepped out behind that curtain onto the stage.

Al Creed slams it down but Erok rolls out of the way onto the mat. The clanging of metal echoes through the arena. Erok climbs to his feet and they lock up. Erok sends Al Creed into the ring apron with an Irish whip. Creed is leaning against the ring apron as Erok clotheslines him. Erok rolls him in the ring and climbs up on the ring apron and then onto the turnbuckle. Al Creed gets to his feet and then Erok jumps off the turnbuckle delivering a double axe handle smash. Erok rolls out of the ring and gets underneath the ring pulling out objects, a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, a bag of tacks, a fire extinguisher, a 2x4, and finally a table.
Joey Styles: Erok is bringing out the goodies now.
Cyrus: This is cheating Joey, he is cheating!! The referee better call for a disqualification!
Joey Styles: This is Icon Rules Cyrus Al Creed knew what he signed up for when he created the match.

Erok rolls into the ring, grabbing the Sledge Hammer. Al Creed climbs up to his feet and Erok goes to hit him but Al Creed ducks and the sledge hammer bounces off the ring ropes and hits Erok and Erok goes down. Al Creed laughs as he grabs the barbed wire and the 2x4. He wraps the barbed wire around the 2x4 and he wraps his arm around the neck of the semi unconscious Erok and begins to jab the Eroks skull with the barbed wire. Blood begins to pour out of Eroks skull as Al Creed releases his arm that is around his neck and swings the 2x4 hitting various sections of Eroks body. Erok struggles to his feet grabbing for the fire extinguisher while Al dumps the bag of thumbtacks on the mat. Al Creed turns around an a blast of C2 from the first extinguisher hits his face. Visibility is low as Erok hits Al Creed in the ribs with the extinguisher. Al Creed stumbles forward and Erok takes the advantage and power bombs Al Creed onto the thumbtacks.
Joey Styles: Oh My God!!
Cyrus: I don�t believe this Joey. Within the last five minutes we�ve seen a sledge hammer, a barbed wire 2x4, a fire extinguisher and thumbtacks all into play.
Joey Styles: Look at Al Creeds back Cyrus, those thumbtacks are embedded into his body. It�s just sickening.
Cyrus: It is Joey, it�s definitely sickening. I know the network isn�t going to like this and look at Erok.
Joey Styles: Erok is setting up the table in the ring. What is he thinking?

Erok sits up the table as Al Creed climbs to his feet. Al Creed bounces off the ropes nad delivers a flying shoulder to Erok. Erok falls backwards into the ropes and falls over to the outside but his arms get caught in the ropes. Al Creed instantly sees this and rolls out of the ring and grabs something from underneath the ring.
Joey Styles: A Singapore Cane!! Al Creed walks over to Erok as he is tied up in the ropes and canes him repeatedly in the head. Blood from the previous attack with the barbed wire 2x4 is flying everywhere each time the can connects to his skull. The referees come out lifting up Eroks body and undoing the ropes and Erok falls to the mats outside the ring. Al Creed grabs him by the hair and picks him up and rolls him in the ring. Al Creed irish whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Al Creed lifts him up on the turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope and executes a super plex sending Erok crashing through the table. Al Creed covers and referee counts.
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Joey Styles: What the hell, Al Creed just broke his own pin fall. What is he doing, he is lifting Erok up to his feet.
Al Creed: GW FUCKING L
Cyrus: He just delivered the culture shock Joey. What a move and he covers and the referee counts.
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Jason Sensation: You�re winner, �The Icon� Al Creed.
Joey Styles: Someone get the paramedics out to Erok, he�s lost a lot of blood and looks like he is exhausted.
Cyrus: This goes to show you Joey that Canadians are better at everything Hockey, Pro-Wrestling and Commentary.
Joey Styles: Shut up Cyrus.
Cyrus: I�m just saying Joey, I think the fact stands.
Joey Styles: Yeah what Canadian team made it to the Stanley Cup this year? Anyways our next match of the night was supposed to be Simione Carmichael taking on Raiden but their contracts were effectively terminated earlier tonight when the Prez came out and fired both of them after they failed to board their respective flights. So now we have
Cyrus: Now we have someone who should be on exhibit next to the T-Rex and the Cavemen in the museum of history Joey.
Joey Styles: KevDogg is taking on �The Black Panther� Jamar Q.B. Shazbox and that match is up next, let�s take it down to ringside folks.
Cyrus: it�s a good thing we have an entrance ramp Joey, that means that the GWL is handicap accessible and KevDogg can get his wheelchair down to ringside.
Joey Styles: Would you shut up Cyrus?

Jason Sensation: This next match is a singles match, with a twenty minute time limit. Our first competitor hails from Marietta, OH and weighs in at two hundred and seventy pounds. He stands at six feet and two inches, ladies and gentlemen, he is --
KevDogg: Hold up Jason, I told you earlier how I wanted to be announced. I�m just Simply Marvelous, that is right it�s the D - o - Double - G, the Marvelous One, KevDogg, now hit my fucking music.
Back in Black plays as KevDogg cockily walks down to the ring dropping the microphone he came out with onto the entrance ramp. He climbs in between the ropes and stands besides Jason Sensation, taking the microphone he is holding out of his hands.

KevDogg: Jason, go have a seat, I�m taking your job. The chump of the night, who is ready to step up against the Marvelocity known as KevDogg, weighs in at, well hell I don�t know how much this chump weighs � hell he could be a midget for all I know� wait, wait, maybe he weighs in at 40 ounces.. No that is his drink of choice. Jamar just get your candy ass out here, so I can catch the early flight home to Ohio.
Joey Styles: His opponent tonight is �The Black Panther� Jamar Q.B. Shazbox, he is from Los Angeles, CA and weights in at one hundred forty seven and a half pounds. He stands at five feet three inches. I apologize fans, as Jason�s jobs was hijacked.
Cyrus: Well compared to the dinosaur, he is a midget by almost a foot and well over a hundred pounds. KevDogg definitely has the advantage if he took his arthritis medications today Joey.
�Fuck the Police� plays as �The Black Panther� Jamar Q.B. Shazbox makes his way to the ring. He slides in underneath the ropes.
Joey Styles: KevDogg shocked the world with some stereotypical remarks he made towards Jamar last week.
Cyrus: Yeah he pissed off a lot of white rappers.

Jamar and KevDogg lock up Jamar tries to lift KevDogg up for the vertical suplex but lets go and wrenches his back while KevDogg comes back with a clothesline. KevDogg cockily walks across the stomach of Jamar. KevDogg then puts the sole of his shoe on Jamar�s chest pinning him.
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Jamar easily kicks out grabbing KevDogg�s foot and taking him down to the mat. Jamar locks in an ankle lock but KevDogg quickly grabs a hold of the ropes. The referee breaks up the hold. KevDogg climbs to his feet and he shoves Jamar, Jamar punches KevDogg in the face and they both begin to brawl back and forth. Jamar get�s the advantage and sends KevDogg into the turnbuckle. He runs charging towards KevDogg but KevDogg moves out of the way sending Jamar crashing shoulder first into the ring post. Jamar turns around dazed and KevDogg delivers a drop kick sending Jamar back into the turnbuckle. KevDogg climbs to his feet and ascends to the second turnbuckle, and begins to deliver punches to Jamar. The crowd chants
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Jamar finds the energy to push KevDogg away he jumps up onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off delivering a cross body to KevDogg. Jamar pins.
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KevDogg military press slams Jamar off of him sending Jamar into the canvas. KevDogg climbs to his feet and grabs the leg of Jamar and slams the knee of Jamar hard in the canvas. KevDogg goes for the same move again but this time Jamar turns his body around and kicks KevDogg away. KevDogg crashes into the ropes and Jamar jumps to his feet and clotheslines him over the rope.
Joey Styles: Jamar is going to have to use his quickness to overpower KevDogg. He is greatly outmatched here statistic wise.

Jamar stands on the ring apron as KevDogg gets up. Jamar delivers a hurricarana from the ring apron sending KevDogg onto his back on the outside mat. Jamar climbs on the outside barrier and delivers a leg drop across the throat of KevDogg. Jamar lifts KevDogg to his feet and goes to lift him into the ring however KevDogg breaks free and slams Jamar back first into the ring apron. KevDogg picks him up and rolls Jamar into the ring. As Jamar lies on the canvas KevDogg climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a flying elbow to Jamar but Jamar rolls out of the way and KevDogg crashes hard on the canvas.
Joey Styles: They brought the action back into the ring. Jamar has had the advantage ever since he clotheslined KevDogg out of the ring.
Cyrus: It�s almost like you were coaching him Joey. Do you have an earpiece or something where Jamar can hear what you are saying? I bet you do� you and Jamar are probably no different then the Patriots.
Joey Styles: All I said is he had to use his speed against the powerful KevDogg.
Cyrus: Yes that is code for something Joey, the network and I know it.
Joey Styles: Whatever.

Jamar locks the sleeper hold on KevDogg. He holds it there but KevDogg begins to stand up, lifting Jamar off the canvas. KevDogg�s face turns red as the sleeper hold is still tightly held in but KevDogg falls backwards into the turnbuckle crushing Jamar. He does this repeatedly until Jamar is forced to release the hold. KevDogg falls to his knees catching his breath and Jamar is in the corner.
Joey Styles: That took a lot of KevDogg. One has to wonder if he could of gotten Jamar to release the hold without exhausting so much energy.
Cyrus: It looks like they both have a little time to catch their breath, literally for KevDogg, I have never seen that shade of red before.

Jamar and KevDogg are finally up to their feet. They begin to brawl. They trade blows back and forth. KevDogg hit�s the irish whip. Jamar bounces off the ropes and KevDogg hit�s the spine buster. Jamar is slammed down hard onto the canvas. KevDogg goes to his legs and lifts one up. He signals for the Marvelous Leg Lock, a variation of the figure four leg lock, and locks it in. Jamar screams in pain and the referee asks if he wants to tap but Jamar refuses. He struggles and uses his arms to pull himself closer to the ropes but he comes up short. Jamar tries to reverse the hold and slowly does turning KevDogg over. KevDogg screams in pain as his submission has been reversed. KevDogg begins to pull Jamar across the ring walking on his hands and KevDogg finally grabs the bottom rope. Jamar is forced to break up the hold.
Joey Styles: KevDogg isn�t so cocky now Cyrus. He thought he had Jamar finished with the Marvelous Leg Lock but Jamar got it reversed. However KevDogg once again showed the size and strength advantage as he was able to get to the ropes.
Cyrus: That KevDogg, a wily fellow. I bet he was great friends with Adam and Eve in the Garden.
Joey Styles: Look at the look on KevDogg�s face Cyrus. He is upset he wants this match to end.
Cyrus: So do I Joey, quite frankly it�s putting me to sleep. I want to see Greening and Bailey go at it in that anything goes match that is up next.

KevDogg tells Jamar to bring it on and both men lock up but KevDogg shoves Jamar back. He taunts Jamar and Jamar is furious. He goes to kick KevDogg but KevDogg grabs his leg and Jamar comes back and connects with an enzugiri. KevDogg falls backwards onto the mat. Jamar mounts KevDogg and begins to deliver punches to the face. KevDogg lower lip is busted open. KevDogg rakes the eyes of Jamar. Jamar is blinded and KevDogg reverses the mount and begins to punch Jamar in the face. The referee breaks up the exchange and pulls KevDogg off of Jamar. KevDogg argues with the referee and Jamar comes up from behind and rolls KevDogg up with a schoolboy pin.
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Joey: KevDogg kicks out at two and seven eighths.
Cyrus: I don�t believe it Joey, why was he arguing with the referee he knows that closed fists are illegal.
Joey: What referee calls the match for using closed fists today Cyrus?
Cyrus: They are illegal Joey, just like Hiroki.
Joey Styles: Let�s get back to the action, both men are brawling again, they definitely hate each other you can see it in their eyes.
Cyrus: KevDogg hates everything, including the invention of the wheel Joey. He was against it one hundred percent the day that it was made.

KevDogg is dominating Jamar. He sends him into the ropes and power slams him onto the mat. He then picks Jamar up, lifts him up into the air holding him there for ten seconds and then delivers a the holding vertical suplex. KevDogg signals for the end of the match. He lifts Jamar up to his feet. He delivers the Marvelous Dreams DDT finally KevDogg climbs the turnbuckle and delivers the Marvelous Leg Drop, he covers and the referee counts
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Jason Sensation: Your winner of the match, The Marvelous.. .
Joey: He just grabbed the microphone form Jason Sensation.
KevDogg: You�re winner, and the personification of Marvelocitiy, The Marvelous One KevDogg. Now, Listen I just have one thing to say, The front office can keep feeding me these jabroni�s and I�ll just keep cutting through them like a hot knife cut�s through butter. I can�t wait until my first real challenge in the GWL.
Joey Styles: Another win for KevDogg Cyrus.
Cyrus: Yes I wonder if the AARP offers some kind of discount for professional wrestling wins Joey as KevDogg seems to be on a role.
Joey Styles: It�s time for our main event of this evening. Matt Greening will be taking on newcomer Cid Bailey.
Cyrus: Bailey had a lot to say towards Greening a few days ago, let�s see if he can talk the talk and walk the walk.
Joey Styles: Matt Greening and Cid Bailey are already in the ring. Jason Sensation has gone to the back. I�m getting word that he is upset about KevDogg taking the microphone from him tonight, not once but twice. This match is an anything goes, with a twenty minute time limit. Let�s get down to the in ring action.
Cyrus: Jason is such a crybaby, whining over an senile old man.

Both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Greening Irish whips him into the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat. Greening kicks him in the stomach until Bailey rolls out of the ring. Greening runs and dives over the top of the ropes but Bailey catches him and rams Greening back first into the steel ring post, not once, not twice but three times before rolling him back into the ring. Bailey climbs into the ring. He grabs Greening by the head and lifts him up to his feet. He Irish whips Greening into the turnbuckle but Greening reverses and sends Bailey into the turnbuckles. Greening walks over and starts to deliver knife edge chops to Bailey.
Joey Styles: Some nice knife edge chops by Greening onto Bailey.
Cyrus: A good start to this match Joey but so far they are keeping it civil, this is an anything goes match is it not?

Bailey blocks the chop by grabbing Greening hand. Bailey puts Greening in a wrist lock and holds him in it for a few seconds but then finally shoves him away. Bailey bounces off the ropes and delivers a flying elbow to Greening just as Greening turns around to face him. Both men are now down but only temporarily as Bailey climbs to his feet first. Bailey walks over to Greening and grabs his legs and low blows him driving his fist to the groin area of Greening.
Joey Styles: That�s got to hurt but it�s perfectly legal.
Cyrus: I doubt he�ll be at the club later tonight after a shot like that, hopefully someone will have some ice ready for him backstage.

Bailey lifts Greening up to his feet and goes for a suplex but Greening blocks and delivers a suplex of his own. Bailey is laying on his back as Greening rolls out of the ring. Both men taunt each other and start a punching war back and fourth. Greening gets the upper hand and backs Bailey into the corner. He delivers a few knees to the chest and then hoists him onto the turnbuckle. Bailey fires back at Greening's face and hops down to the ring apron. Both men start to climb the turnbuckle jocking for position and Bailey hits Greening with a fierce left hand that sways him back. Bailey locks up Greening and delivers a insane suplex to the floor from the turnbuckle.
Joey Styles: O MY GOD
Cyrus: Tremendous Greening is going to need all the help he can get if he wants to recover from that fall.

Bailey covers but the ref reminds him it's not a falls count anywhere match. Greening is clutching his shoulder and Bailey throws him back into the ring. Bailey goes for another cover but this time he only gets a two count. Bailey gets up and crawls under the ring to find a barbed wire table and what looks to be a huge box. Bailey slides the table in the ring and then slides the box in. He sets up the table and opens the box to revile come Christmas ornaments. He throws them all on the table and picks up Greening's head.
Cryus: The network isn't going to approve of this and we will be damed if we let people like Isaac Siegmund and Cid Bailey ruin this federation with this hardcore garbage.

Bailey signals for the end but Matt has other plans. He delivers a low blow and then an eye gouge. He then takes cid and whips him into the other side and follows up with a huge splash and a bulldog combo. Matt slides underneath the ropes and digs under the ring. He comes out with a lighter and some fluid. Matt gets back into the ring and empty s the whole bottle onto the table. He then picks up bailey and sets the table on fire.
Joey Styles: Holey shit we got fire on aggression.

Matt picks up Cid but Cid fights him off. Cid gets out of the power bomb and kicks matt in the lower region and delivers a power bomb of his own onto the flaming table.
Joey Styles: SOMEONE CALL 911
Cyrus: The network isn't to happy about all this.

Cid makes his way for the cover as Tom West is seen coming from the audience. He pulls the referee out side the ring and then enters the ring. He gives bailey a swift kick to the head and finishes him off with the 10 spot. Tom picks up matts broken body and puts him over cid as the ref counts for a three.
Cyrus: The true Champion has hit the ring and took care of all the crap. I love it joey
Joey Styles: I he was still beat up from aggression.