The Random Randomness Page-And other things I see fit.
This page is devoted to all that is random. Whether it be a random picture of something humorous or a line form a movie. If you or someone you know has something random they want to share here, please email it to me at [email protected].
As seen on Yahoo Profiles in the quotes section:
-Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
-Bad cop, no donut.
-MORE TO COME
Seen on various movies:
- My Cousin Vinny while in court after questioning a witness: "I'm through with this guy."
-Bad Boys Will Smith talking to Martin Lawrence: "There is something wrong with you and you should have yourself checked."
Seen on various TV shows:
-SOME TO COME
Notable Comics: (there will be a lot from Eddie Izzard in here so just bear with me.)
-"I like my coffee like I like my women, in a plastic cup."-Eddie Izzard
-"..and squirrels always eat nuts and they eat them really quickly and every now and then they'll stop and go *looks around as if to be confused* oh.......as if they're saying "Did I leave the gas on? <long pause> NOPE! I'm a f*cking squirrel."-Eddie Izzard
-<talking about WW II>"...Russian front not a good idea......Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid."-Izzard
T-shirts and Bumper Stickers:
-Keep honking, I'm reloading.
-VOTE FOR CTHULU! Why choose the lesser of two evils?
-BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running, try to keep up.
-<printed upside down and fuzzy> If you can read this, please put me back on my barstool.
-<motorcycle>If you can read this, the bitch fell off.
-Master Card commercial: Gym membership for June: 68$ Gym membership for July: 68$ Gym membership for August: 68$ Finally convincing your boyfriend to go with you: Priceless. (the entire commercial is a man fighting with a jar of pickles and at the end a woman comes up and opens it easily.)
-Funny Cartoon sent from my mom.
