The Quotes Page-This is another one of those ever changing pages.
First of all, if you or someone you know has a funny quote, email it to me at [email protected].
THIS PAGE IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO GET UP AND RUNNING. I NEED TO GET SOME QUOTES FROM PEOPLE ;)
The first quote on this page is going to Kyle, one of my race team members. He said this while working in the garage during one of our many mini crisis: "Someone asked me once why we name the cars after women. I told them it was because if something was wrong, they wouldn't tell you what it was, but you damned sure weren't going anywhere till it was fixed."
From now on the rest of the quotes will just appear and you'll have to guess, or ask, what the explanation is. Honestly, it's just too much typing.
"odd_fantasy2*04: Would you pee in my mouth for $100? ha*r**tt_kaye_hunt: would you kill yourself for $100?"
"Mrs. Vicky (my
IHOP waitress) after being told that a blank ticket was sitting on the
table...no remember, the key word here is 'blank'. Vicky: "Blank? Who's
blank? Us: "No Mrs. Vicky, the blank ticket. Vicky: Oh well then fuck
it. {Things you'd never expect to hear from a waitress}
Shawn (while
roleplaying) "So I killed the valet and turned off the airport!"
Jamie at work: "I wanna get paid the big bucks to be a dumb fuck."
