Daniel’s Limericks

 

Concerning the affair between Senators Gareth Evans and Cheryl Kernot

 

Gareth did look sad and sorry.

He and Cheryl had reason to worry.

Said he, “We feared Kim,

So we kept it from him,

but which of you bastards told Laurie?”

 

Gareth was Cheryl’s good neighbour.

He enticed her to four years in Labor.

While she courted defeat

in a marginal seat,

she passed the time tossing his caber.

 

Gareth’s saga has taught us this detail:

after courting a prominent female,

though you may feel regret,

you must never forget

not to let Laurie Oakes near your email.

 

If from family you’re regularly partin’

and a love affair you plan on startin’,

If your tryst be exposed

and your email disclosed,

then it’s better L.Oakes than R.Martin.

 

Dirty Limericks

 

There was a young girl from San Marco

who liked to inhale on to-bah-cco.

She danced around poles

flashing her holes

and her pussy looked just like a taco.

 

 

last updated 24 July 2002

 

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