Daniel’s Limericks
Concerning the affair between Senators Gareth Evans and
Cheryl Kernot
Gareth did
look sad and sorry.
He and
Cheryl had reason to worry.
Said he,
“We feared Kim,
So we kept
it from him,
but which
of you bastards told Laurie?”
Gareth was
Cheryl’s good neighbour.
He enticed
her to four years in Labor.
While she
courted defeat
in a
marginal seat,
she passed
the time tossing his caber.
Gareth’s
saga has taught us this detail:
after
courting a prominent female,
though you
may feel regret,
you must
never forget
not to let
Laurie Oakes near your email.
If from
family you’re regularly partin’
and a love
affair you plan on startin’,
If your
tryst be exposed
and your
email disclosed,
then it’s
better L.Oakes than R.Martin.
There was a
young girl from San Marco
who liked
to inhale on to-bah-cco.
She danced
around poles
flashing
her holes
and her
pussy looked just like a taco.
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