Kevin’s Night in
Scores
Written and performed as part of the How Hard Can It Be? segment on ABC Local Radio
Link to ABC website: www.abc.net.au/brisbane/stories/s2039385.htm
This is a song called "Kevin's Night in
Scores"
It's about Kevin Rudd... and his night in Scores
Now most of you think this is when he went astray
but that's the
night that made him what he is today.
He walked in that night a champion of Labor Right
and walked out a
hero of the poor
So this is a song that's all about Kevin
Kevin's night in Scores
Kevin sat by the stage and yelled out "show us
some skin!"
The effect was so stunning, he tried again in
Mandarin.
The dancer was confused but she knew she had the
power
so she offered
him a lap dance for 200 bucks an hour
Kevin called out, "Good Lord! No working man
can afford
those kind of prices
under new I.R. laws" (a-ha!)
So this is a song that's all about Kevin
Kevin's night in Scores
Then Kevin saw a vision and he heard angelic
voices,
singing, "The
problem's not strip clubs, the problem's WorkChoices"
So he stood on the stage, and he declared, "of these laws,
I want to be the eraser."
Then he ran out of Scores, left his trousers
behind,
and the girls put
them next to Malcolm Fraser's.
So Trouserless Kevin came back with a plan
for affordable
'lappies' and more pay in the hand
"I'm an economic conservative!" he tells
all in sight
and the girls back
at Scores say, "yeah, he got that right."
But if cheaper lap dances lead to economic answers
then let the girls
lead the applause
So this is a song that's all about Kevin
Kevin's night in Scores
So this is a song that's all about Kevin
Kevin's night in Scores
|E |A
This is a song
called "Kevin's Night in Scores"
|E |B
It's about Kevin
Rudd... and his night in Scores
|E |A
Now most of you
think this is when he went astray
|E |B
but that's the night that made him what he is
today.
|G#m |C#m
He walked in that
night a champion of Labor Right
|G#m |C#m
and walked out a hero of the poor
|A
B |E C#m
So this is a song
that's all about Kevin
|A B |E 2 3 4
Kevin's night in
Scores
|E |A
Kevin sat by the
stage and yelled out "show us some skin!"
|E |B
The effect was so
stunning, he tried again in Mandarin.
|E |A
The dancer was
confused but she knew she had the power
|E |A
so she offered him a lap dance for 200 bucks an
hour
|G#m |C#m
Kevin called out,
"Good Lord! No working man can afford
|G#m |C#m
those kind of prices under new I.R. laws"
(a-ha!)
|A
B |E C#m
So this is a song
that's all about Kevin
|A B |E 2 3 4
Kevin's night in
Scores
|D |E
Then Kevin saw a
vision and he heard angelic voices,
|D |E
singing, "The problem's not strip clubs, the
problem's WorkChoices"
|C#m |C#m
So he stood on the
stage, and he declared, "of these laws,
|B |C#m
I want to be the
eraser."
|A |A
Then he ran out of
Scores, left his trousers behind,
|B |B
and the girls put them next to Malcolm Fraser's.
|B |B
|E |A
So Trouserless Kevin
came back with a plan
|E |B
for affordable 'lappies' and more pay in the hand
|E |A
"I'm an
economic conservative!" he tells all in sight
|E |B
and the girls back at Scores say, "yeah, he
got that right."
|G#m |C#m
But if cheaper lap
dances lead to economic answers
|G#m |C#m
then let the girls lead the applause
|A
B |E C#m
So this is a song
that's all about Kevin
|A B |E 2 3 4
Kevin's night in
Scores
|A
B |E C#m
So this is a song
that's all about Kevin
|A B |E
Kevin's night in
Scores
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