The Kevin Andrews
Resume Song
Written and performed as part of the How Hard Can It Be?
segment on ABC Local Radio Brisbane during 2007 when Kevin Andrews was revealed
to have embellished his resume on the parliamentary website after criticising a
doctor working in Australia but trained in India for embellishing his resume.
Link to ABC website: www.abc.net.au/brisbane/stories/s2026196.htm
Every now and then,
the world finds new great men
like Churchill, Nelson Mandela or JFK.
A man like Mahatma
Gandhi will occasionally come in hahndy,
but they've nothing on Kevin Andrews, according
to his resume.
'Cause Kevin built
the pyramids, he's walked upon the moon,
he's made a cure for horse flu and he might
release it soon.
It was Kevin who
decided that Pluto was not a planet
and he invented euthanasia, just so he could ban
it.
Yes, Kevin speaks
ten languages from Japanese to Greek.
He also built
He's genius-like at
working on the media
and please trust every word I say; it's all on
Wikipedia.
When you read
Kevin's bio, you'll always get the facts.
He has faith in the
Bible 'cause he wrote the Book of Acts.
There was a time he
got fed up with bosses and their blabbing
so Kevin invented unions... and then invented
scabbing.
Yes, Kevin knows our
values; he knows what we hold dear,
'cause he invented
mateship when he beat the black folk here,
but if by mateship we're not so inspired,
then this election, we may say, "Kevin
Andrews, you're fired!"
He'll fight to hold
the tears back,
then give Mr Spock his ears back
but this election, we may say, “Kevin Andrews,
you’re fired!”
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