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Son of the bitch!
One day a girl went to church to make a confession.
Girl
: Forgive me father for I have sined.
Priest
: what have you done my child.
Girl : I called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest : Why did you call him a son of a bitch.
Girl : Caused he touched my hand.
Priest : Like this ( as he touched her hand )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he touched my brest.
Priest : Like this ( as he touched her breast )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he took off my clothes father.
Priest : Like this ( as he took off her clothes )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : There's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.
Priest : Like this ( as he stuck his you know what into her you know where )
Girl : Yes father, Oh...Yes father, Ummm...Yes...yes...father
Hey dont think Im a naughty girl now ok? This is just for fun lol
Girl : I called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest : Why did you call him a son of a bitch.
Girl : Caused he touched my hand.
Priest : Like this ( as he touched her hand )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he touched my brest.
Priest : Like this ( as he touched her breast )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he took off my clothes father.
Priest : Like this ( as he took off her clothes )
Girl : Yes father
Priest : There's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl : Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.
Priest : Like this ( as he stuck his you know what into her you know where )
Girl : Yes father, Oh...Yes father, Ummm...Yes...yes...father
( after a few minutes)
Priest : That's no reason to call a man
a son of a bitch.
Girl : But father, he had AIDS.
Priest : That's SON OF A BITCH!
Hey dont think Im a naughty girl now ok? This is just for fun lol
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