A beer is better than a woman because...

                                            1. You can pick up a beer in any bar in town.

                                            2. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

                                            3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your                                                        breath.

                                            4. A beer will never complain about your beer belly.

                                            5. A beer won't get jealous if you bring home other beers.

                                            6. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

                                            7. A beer won't throw thing if you come home after 2 am.

                                            8. A beer won't expect you to buy it flowers.

                                            9. You don't have to take your sacks off with a beer.

                                          10. Hangovers are only temporary.

So that they like to drink beer than to spend their time with me huh?