Starting ext. Langeir’s Hideout; Throne Room

Langeir sits on his throne with the only other being in the room being The Digimon Emperor to his left side.

Langeir: It is time to bring forth those who could really help.

Adolph Hitler can be heard in the background through a chamber door.

Langeir: NOW RETURN YOU ULTIMATE BAD GUYS!

Shadowlands Horde, Belial, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Palpatine, Vader, Exar Kun, Jabba the Hutt, Thrawn, Pelleon, Baron Fel, Terminators of the Elite Forces!!, Borg, Daleks, and The Transcendent One are reanimated in the room.

The Digimon Emperor: This isn’t going to work. Lori and Timemon already know about your power to bring back deceased Super Villains.

Langeir: But even they don’t know about these since they were only taught about Super Villains in this universe known as Digiland while these guys are from other universes.

The Digimon Emperor: You could have easily destroyed Lori and Timemon, yourself, yet you let them go.

Langeir: That is because they are the only ones that can receive Lori’s weapons. That is the reason I hired them.

The Digimon Emperor: So you can be whooped when Lori gets her weapons back?

Langeir: NO! Goofy, I am going to let these guys trick Lori and Timemon into getting the weapons than steel them from them.

The Digimon Emperor: Who is going to keep them loyal to the cause?

Out comes Adolph Hitler.

ext. Lori’s House; Lori’s Bedroom

Lori, whom is no longer stuck to Excalibur’s magic stealth, and Timemon are sleeping peacefully in Lori’s bed. The alarm clock goes off. Both Lori and Timemon wake up.

Lori: I still don’t understand why you would need to sleep.

Timemon: Hey, invinible’s design isn’t perfect. As you know, I am a product of that design.

ext. Tokyo Park’s Main Entrance

Shadowlands Horde, Belial, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Palpatine, Vader, Exar Kun, Jabba the Hutt, Thrawn, Pelleon, Baron Fel, Terminators of the Elite Forces!!, Borg, Daleks, and The Transcendent One wait for farther orders from Adolph Hitler.

The Transcendent One: I don’t know about you guys but, I think this is a waste of time.

Lori’s House’s News Room

Lori and Timemon are watching the local news on the T.V. wall.

Newscaster (on T.V. wall): It seems there is a lot of loitering at Tokyo Park’s Main Entrance.

Lori mutes the T.V. wall noticing that 1 of the loiterers looks a lot like Adolph Hitler.

Timemon: Hey, why did you mute the T.V. wall?

Lori: Notice the guy farthest right on the screen. He appears to be dressed up as Adolph Hitler.

Timemon: Adolph Who?

Lori: Just the ultimate bad guy from World War II.

ext. Tokyo Park’s Main Entrance

a few minutes later

Lori and Timemon arrive.

Lori (directing her comments to Adolph Hitler): Apparently, you have not heard that Adolph Hitler was the stupidest of super villains which cause him to make all the wrong chooses and eventually kill himself so, you may as well get rid of that Adolph Hitler disguise.

Adolph Hitler (understanding just what Lori said) [German]: How dare you insult the greatest leader of all time.

Lori [German]: So you got the German language down and an Adolph Hitler costume but, it takes more than that to be Adolph Hitler.

Timemon: YEAH! Like lack lots of intelligence.

Lori [German]: By the way, I want you to give up slavery period, especially

Lori points to the other ultimate bad guys.

Lori (continues) [German]: them.

Adolph Hitler [German]: Somebody get her!

1 of the Borg: You will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

Lori: I think I will choose resistance.

Timemon: TIMEMON DIGIVOLVE TO…

Armormon: ARMORMON! PROTECTIVE ARMOR!

All of a sudden Lori and Armormon are wearing armor design to protect against anything just as the Borg would have assimilated Lori.

Lori: Thanks, Armormon. I was almost assimilated, what ever that means.

Langeir teleports in with The Digimon Emperor.

Langeir: Don’t let your anger get the best of you. Remember we need Lori alive so we can get her weapons.

Lori: So that’s what this is all about. I will have to go warn Lori.

Langeir: Don’t try faking with me, Lori.

Lori: Shoot!

Langeir (speaking to the ultimate bad guys): If you guys would only work together and not get in each other’s way, you could have Lori and Timemon’s evolutions be doing partially anything you what them to do.

Vader: What do you mean?

The Digimon Emperor: He means, don’t act the way my group acted when we took on Lori and Timemon.

Terminators of the Elite Forces!! time travel all the ultimate bad guys somewhere in the future.

Lori (scenting that the ultimate bad guys could have only time traveled): Let’s find a time machine to follow them.

Armormon: But, Timemon can get us there instantly.

Lori: Yes, but, I think we will need your ultimate form when we arrive.

Armormon: ARMORMON DIGIVOLVE TO…

Splitmon: SPLITMON! Let’s go find that time machine.

30 years later

The calendars clearly state that it is September, 24 2105 while the clocks clearly state that it is 5:40 a.m.

Palpatine: Won’t Lori and 1 of Timemon’s forms come looking for us.

Adolph Hitler [German]: Let them, that is precisely what we what them to do.

Lori and Splitmon arrive in a time machine.

Splitmon: Good thing Tai always repaired ahead.

Lori: Well it wasn’t until he was official leader of the Digidestined and had kids of his own that he started to act like that.

Vader goes to slash through Lori and Splitmon with his Light Savor.

Splitmon: POWER SPLIT!

The light of Vader’s Light Savor spreads out too far to be of harm to Lori and Splitmon.

Splitmon: You were right Lori. I didn’t have time to go ultimate from rookie when we arrive. Yet, I think I would have had time to go champion.

Lori: Splitmon, Attack Freeze wouldn’t have worked against that attack. As for the protective armor, that attack could have gotten through the microscopic holes in the armor.

Splitmon: I told you invinible’s design wasn’t perfect.

Lori: Not that again

Splitmon: Kids? But didn’t Tai does have 1 kid?

Lori: You never heard about his wife have you? Well technology either of them had a single kid beyond their first son even through adoption. Tai’s wife acted more like a child than an adult even of the evil variety.

Shadowlands Horde surrounds Lori and Splitmon.

Lori (while holding up her digivise): Digivolve, now!

Splitmon: SPLITMON DIGIVOLVE TO………….WAR SPLITMON! Not again!

Lori: The group around us must be blocking your powers and I don’t have the Object Stabilizer to cancel the effects this time.

Darth Sidious and Darth Maul jump into the middle of the Shadowlands Horde. Lori uses her chi to relieve Darth Sidious and Darth Maul of their Light Savors.

Darth Sidious: This isn’t good. Lori now has our Light Savors.

Lori: I have been wondering, how comes the Adolph Hitler look alike is the only who is speaking another language?

Adolph Hitler [German]: That is because Langeir didn’t give me the Japanese speak ability like the rest of them.

Lori (realizing the truth): Then you are the real Adolph Hitler and they must be ultimate bad guys from other universes that Langeir brought back to life.

Splitmon: If Langeir wants to play multiversal than let him. Let’s just stop these whackos.

Lori: NO! We mustn’t let him loose on any other universe as he is loose on this universe.

Splitmon: SPLITMON DIGIVOLE TO…

War Splitmon: WAR SPLITMON!

Daleks leave only to return in their ships. They teleport Lori and War Splitmon aboard in containment tubes.

War Splitmon: I think we had it this time.

Lori: NEVER GIVE UP!

Daleks genetically freeze Lori and War Splitmon. The rest of The Ultimate Bad Guys get aboard.

Belial(noticing Lori’s and War Splitmon’s frozen state): Well, we can now get them to do whatever we what them to do.

Adolph Hitler [German]: Well then let’s have them get her weapons for us and destroy that Langeir.

ext. Langeir’s Hideout; Throne Room

Langeir: What?! He was to keep them loyal to me not to make them betray me. Oh well. Once they have Lori’s weapons and have seen me cream Lori than I will simply take the weapons from them.

ext. Daleks’ Main Spaceship

Lori’s chi energy merges with the system. The combined power causes Lori and War Splitmon to be returned to Lori’s house in her own time while The Ultimate Bad Guys end up stuck on Daleks’ ships.

Lori’s House’s Computer Room

Lori: War Splitmon, do you think you could teleport us behind Langeir so we can super attack him before he realizes that we are there?

War Splitmon: I don’t think so. I think he has been watching us the whole time.

ext Daleks’ Main Spaceship

Thrawn: If Shadowlands Horde, Belial, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Palpatine, Vader, Exar Kun, Jabba the Hutt, Pelleon, Baron Fel, Terminators of the Elite Forces!!, Borg, Daleks, The Transcendent One, or myself led the team we might just have had the teamwork to control Lori and Timemon. Nooooooooooo, Mr. Idiot here had to lead the team.

Adolph Hitler launches at Thrawn.