The Bowlers Yard

The Bowlers Yard is a funny old size,
It alters it's length but will never die,
One end it's six inches, The next it's six foot,
It can be any old size just have a look,

It may be big, It may be small,
It may be any size at all,

But now the world is turning metric,
The young players thought it fantastic,
But we found the change to metres hard,
So we simply changed it to
The Bowlers Metric Yard.
                                                              G.A.Watkinson
Investment Bowls Club
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Bowlers Prayer

Lord of the bowling green I pray,
Please let all all bowls run true,
It does not all depend on me,
A lot depends on you.

I do my very best dear Lord,
To get the bias right,
But then the thing goes rolling off,
Far, far out of sight.

The skipper gets hopping mad,
I really want to cry,
But if it runs right off the green,
Well dear Lord, I did try.
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