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The Nightmare Begins
(Pilot Episode)
The Irken Empire's Almighty Tallest Red and Purple hold the assigning for Operation Impending Doom 2 and banished Irken Invader ZIM gets assigned to a 'mysterious' planet in a attempt to rid him of the Irken Empire for good and also receives a "highly advanced" SIR unit made from trash, who calls himself GIR. Finding Earth, Invader ZIM sets up a base and enrolls in the local Skool only to find a paranormal obsessed boy named Dib who plans on capturing ZIM and saving Earth from the Irken Empire.
Feusci- I don't think Earth has anything to be saved from. ZIM serves as a very little threat as long as GIR 'helps' him. The Tallest are pretty big jerks if you ask me; they seem to only care about themselves. Red has butter-fingers, and likes lasers. Purple has a weakness to lasers, and likes smoke machines. I prefer neither of the two. IT'S MY TURN! Wait, JI-
JIR- There, now you hafta read my opinion! Mine's better. I like cheese. GIR is funny. He wants to be a mongoose...I want to be a pig, wait, I AM A PIG! YAAAY! Squirrels are cute, I like GIR's imitation. ZIM scares me....ge's so loud and angry. THE DOOM SONG! Doo-
SIR- Well, THAT was a waste of space. I, for one, think that The Tallest were right to send ZIM away, he's such an embarassment to the Irken Empire.
Stacia- There will be no words from you! You don't even help out with this page! Red is so cute! I love the Tallest! They are the best, sure they're jerks...that makes them cool! Awwww...they wear dresses though! I don't care if you say they're robes, they're dresses! Okay, ZIM is cool too....but the Tallest are better! *swoons fangirlishly*

Parent Teacher Night
ZIM is tricked into bringing his robot parents to a Parent-Teacher night and must teach his robo-Parents about parenting. Hooking the robots up to the TV and playing a Parenting tape, ZIM leaves GIR to watch the Robot's progress. GIR, being himself, changed to the TV and downloaded infomercials and shows to the Robot's hard drive. Arriving at the Skool, ZIM's RoboParents show off their 'knowledge' and cause a riot. Moral: Don't throw punch, kids.
Feusci- This is by far, the most stupid episode, in my opinion. I'm not even gonna review it.
JIR- DIARRHEA!!!! Eeeeee! That was the best! MY SQUEEZING ARM! AAAARRRHHHH!
Skoodge- I'm siding with Feusci on this one guys.
Stacia- How dare you! This is the funniest episode out of the first six! I love it, ZIM's 'new and improved' RoboParents are the best! ^^; I loved the 'YUP! Diarrhea' part, I mean, the way he said it was so funny! Plus, this was the first episode I ever recorded....EVER!!!