- Throw him in a swimming pool with nails instead of water.
- Flush him down the toilet, if he doesn't fit, just throw him down the sewer.
- Lock him in a chicken coop for 48 hours and don't let him take a bath within the next 24 hours.
- Tie him to a chair and force him watch the reruns of Barney, Blue's Clues, and teletubies.(by then his IQ would have dropped signifigantly)
- Lock him in a room with 'HUNDREDS' of red ants and hear him scream.
- Force him in a pink tutu and and makeup and tell everyone he looks like Sesshoumaru.
- Steal Inu Yasha's Tetsuiga, and tell him that Jaken stole it.
- Smear honey and BBQ sauce all over him, then barbecue him and feed him to the hungry dogs.
- Whack him with a frying pan every time he says, 'Sesshoumaru-sama, wait for me!'
- Lay mouse traps all over a very narrow hall, and put Sesshoumaru's hologram at the end of it.
- Let the little kids in, and have then play 'Pin the Tail on the Jaken'.
- Replace someone's golf ball with Jaken, and see him fly.
- Force him into a wall with LOTS & LOTS of termites.
- Replace the Tenseiga with Toukijin and tell Sesshoumaru that Jaken wanted to see how the tip of the sword looked like.
- Or you can just strangle him or hang him if you like to do things the old fashioned way.
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