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Myoga: Well, now! I'm always ready to offer Inu-Yasha-sama my best advice in times of need! (Shan-Chan: Yeah. Then you wisely haul ass outta there, you little coward!) My, my! Such harsh words! I prefer quotes that aren't as insulting. So, here are some of Shan-Chan's favorites from Inu-Yasha and elsewhere! Hopefully you will leave a little wiser.
Quotes From Inu-Yasha
"Inu-Yasha, have you been practicing riding my bike?" "Shut up!" - Kagome & Inu-Yasha
"Thank goodness it was just a dream! The math test problems...I couldn't answer any of them...it was scary." - Kagome, waken up from a nightmare
"Idiot. Where do you see a pretty lady in Kagome?" "Are your eyes useless holes!?" - Inuyasha & Shippou
"Do you smell puppy love?" "No, just idiocy." - Kagome & Inu-Yasha
"I didn't say 'get naked'! Just get back into your own weird clothes!" - Inu-Yasha
"Aww, he's so cute! Can I hug him next?" - Kagome, about Shippou
"Why do I even try?" - Inu-Yasha
"This isn't food!" - Nobunaga, contemplating Kagome's bra
"Hey, shit fer brains!" - Shippou, to Inu-Yasha
*sitting on top of an unconcious Miroku* "If he had used his right hand's abilities earlier, he probably would have already killed us. I'm sure he's someone we can talk things over with." *rubrub* "On second thought, kill him!" - Kagome, after Miroku rubs her behind
"You're just a brat, so you wouldn't understand." "Actually, I was wondering how far you had gotten with Kagome." "Eh?!....There's no reason for me to confess such a thing to you!" - Inuyasha & Shippou
"In that case, I have a request. Please bear my child." "Why should I?" "If by some freak chance I cannot complete my revenge against Naraku, when I die...it is essential that I entrust the family duty onto a child." "Give me a f*cking break, you lech!" - Miroku, Kagome, & Inu-Yasha
And, of course: "SIT!" "Arrgh!" *slam* - Kagome & Inu-Yasha ^ ^
Quotes From other Anime/Manga
"You're a boy! ACT LIKE ONE!" - Misato; Neon Genesis Evangelion
"Oh, how am I gonna get outta here with NO CLOTHES ON!?" - Asuka; Neon Genesis Evangelion
"Ryoga, you can't even go to the bathroom without getting lost. It would take you years to get to China!" - Ranma; Ranma 1/2
*hands Akane a mallet* "Here, in case Ranma gets out of hand." - Kasumi; Ranma 1/2
"You're the only two people in this building who aren't like totally nuts!" - Kentaro; Maison Ikkoku
"Aw man...if I knew I was going to die today...I wouldn't have done all that homework over summer vacation!" - Tenchi; Tenchi Muyo OAV
Quotes From American Animation
"You know...these little guys are kinda cute when they aren't formed into a fiery column of death." - Milo; Atlantis: The Lost Empire
"I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea! And then I'll put that flea in a box, and put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail it to myself! And when it arrives - *maniacle laughter* - I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! *pause* Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!" - Yzma; The Emperor's New Groove
"Better to beg for mercy than to ask for permission." - Victor; The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"You know, it would be nice if they would kill my food before they serve it to me. I do a hard days work. I want already dead food. Is that too much for a fella to ask?" - Cale; Titan A.E.
"Miguel, you know that little voice that people have that tell them to quit while they're ahead? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!" - Tulio; The Road to El Dorado
"Ain't that a kick in the head. A curse just ain't what it used to be, sir." - Bartok; Anastasia
Miscellaneous Quotes
"I have been reccommended by pebble vendors to your 27 star hotel. I need a room for 1 week starting July 21st, 1999. I will be arriving by turtle." - Ted L. Nancy
"Sorry I took so long to write back. I was zebra teasing in New Zealand and was bitten." - Ted L. Nancy
"I understand that you make boneless frog nuts. I think this is the perfect bar snack. better than cashews." - Ted L. Nancy
"Because of my condition I am completely painted orange. I have 2 coats of Sherwin Williams paint on me at all times. I cannot be around dogs for more than an hour as they sniff me. (Bees are dangerous too)." - Ted L. Nancy
"I'll be moving into your city with my electronic belching machine. I keep it on my apartment patio." - Ted L. Nancy
"Naked is the one who owns no clothing." - Me
Myoga: Shan-Chan-sama...where perhaps is the wisdom in these "quotes"? (Shan-Chan: Silence, flea!) Indeed. Shan-Chan wishes me to inform visitors that if they know of a humorous quote that could fit into any of the above categories, you are welcome to send it in to her.
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