- SAVE THE KITSUNE -
Shippou: No Comment.
Hello, friends. I am glad you have decided to visit this part of the site. For there is an important plight I would like to inform you of. You see, the wild Kitsune is dissappearing from our Earth - Forever. Their natural habitat is being destroyed by clowns. Evil ones. And the kitsune has no place to live. They are hunted and poached by greedy, heartless plumbers who refuse to see what a beautiful, intelligent creature the kitsune really is. And also, the wild kitsune has no money to buy cheese products. And we sit here making anime pages while this poor creature suffers.
The kitsune is a wonderful fox demon. They live in family groups and like to socialize amongst each other about Jim Carrey films. They love their disturbingly cute cubs which look just like Shippou. They raise their cubs with love, caring, and butter sticks. When a kitsune cub first learns trickery it turns itself into pink ballons and chews on the heads of dog-boys. Then when it is ready, the kitsune will find a lovely mate and start a freakish family of its own. And just think, these wonderful creatures are almost extinct.
But what can you do? It is quite simple, friends. First stand up, then run around screaming "bumblebee" for approximately thirty seconds. Then kick something really, really hard. Afterwards, all you need to do is put the image below somewhere on your website, linking back to this very page. And you will have saved a family of kitsune. How? Hell if I know! But it works, friends. Oh, does it work. So go ahead and save a wild kitsune, you'll feel like a better (or more freakish) person.
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