- QUESTIONS & ANSWERS -
Myoga: Here, Shan-Chan-sama gives her "interesting" and whole-hearted answered to some of Inu-Yasha's most perplexing questions. This section also includes site FAQ and some unnessessary information about Shan-Chan herself.
Inu-Yasha FAQ
1. Was Inu-Yasha dead or asleep when pinned to that tree for 50 years with Kikyou's arrow?
He was merely asleep. You see, the morning of the day Kikyou shot him, Inu-Yasha had a freakishly disturbing dream. It was about evil dolls attacking him with toothpicks. So, he went out and bought himself an arrow-proof vest so he's sleep easier the following night, and not fear the toothpick-weilding barbies. Little did he know, he had bought it from a magic store called "Rocko the Clown's Happy Shop of Tricks and Illusions". So, when Kikyou shot him, it appeared that the arrow had peirced him. Of course, it was just as fake as when the cheap magician at Birthday Parties "saws" a volunteer in half (there have been a few accidents, of course). But still, the force of the arrow's blow knocked Inu-Yasha into the tree, and made him unconcious. Then magical leprechauns, who felt bored, decided to put a spell on him and make him sleep for fifty years. Kagome just happened to come along a the right time. During his long sleep, it was said Inu-Yasha had a bizzare dream involving the Jackson 5 and a bowl of assorted vegetables.
2. Just how many Shikon Shards are there?
Approximately 59.109807555787 + y < 6.82/4 - x
3. Is Kagome the only one who can "sit" Inu-Yasha?
Actually, I can too. I'll demonstrate. Inu-Yasha? (IY: What?) SIT!!! (IY: Gyah! *slam*) He's so obedient, isn't he? (IY: Sheez, what was that for?!) Oh, you just look sooo cute when you slam on the ground!
(IY: Ke. Twisted female.)
4. Does Inu-Yasha have a dog form like Sesshou-Maru?
Not unless he's fallen into the spring of drowned big fluffy wolf lately. Of course, that could be arranged. Wouldn't he look kawaii as a doggy with big poofy white bangs? (IY: Don't even think about it!)
5. How come Shippou looks like a kid with a tail and his "pa" looks like a real fox?
Because he's cuter that way? Nah! Actually, when Shippou was just a little newborn whelp, he was accidentally dropped in a bucket of toxic waste. This transformed him from a fox-ish looking kitsune to a human looking kitsune. It was later discovered that it was acid and radioactive sewage mixed with water from the spring of drowned adorable little kid. That's why he still has his tail, and can't change back. (Shippou: Wah! Not true, not true!) Hush, child. Or no cheese nips for dessert.
6. Knock knock?
Who's there?
7. Did the Thunder Brothers show love by eating the object of their affection, or did they just do it to gain their victim's powers?
Just LOOK at Manten. He's practically a frog! And Hiten had forgotten to buy groceries that week, and damn was he hungry. And Frog Legs would probably have hit the spot. But a mosquito had flown into his eye, making it water like crazy, so he accidentally ate the heart. It's really just a matter of bein' hungry and having a large insect smashed on your friggin eye. And he and Manten devoured disirable young girls because they had no jobs, and hey, when you're practically starving, why not snack on your date?
(IY: Oh, please. That's gotta be the stupidest a - ) SIT! (IY: ARGH! *crash*) Hehe.
8. Just what is Jaken? A mosquito?
Actually, he is hybrid between a toad, mosquito, albino hamster, mouth rot, plaque, fire ants, and Britney Spears.
9. Where did Sesshou-Maru get that cool half-moon thingy on his forehead?
Why, with temporary tattoos, of course! He also likes the one with the little hearts and flowers that says "I love you" and the one with the teddy bear. But that vending machine at Wal-Mart keeps giving him the moon one. They're 25 cents each, if you're wondering.
10. Is my school principal one of Naraku's minions?
Most likely.
11. How come Yura of the hair doesn't have horns or a striped bikini like most of Rumiko Takahashi-sensei's other oni characters?
She left her bakini at the dry cleaner's, and had to borrow her sister's clothes. Her sister is a goth. As for the horns...she had them removed in cosmetic surgery. Honest.
12. Who's yo daddy?
His name is Fenno.
13. Is Miroku some bizzare, distant ancestor of Happosai, Bill Clinton, or any other withered pervert of today?
Actually, he is Happosai's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granfather's cousin's sister's daughter's uncle's son. Twice removed.
14. Will Kikyou's soul ever find peace?
She found a piece of bread on the ground once. Does that count?
15. What's Kagome Higurashi's phone number?
1-800-LEAVEKAGOMETHEHELLALONEYOUFREAK
Site FAQ
1. Can I send in any contributions to the site?
Why yessiree! Please, flood my E-Mail with your fanworks, additions to any of my lists, or random site sugguestions. Interactive sites are great if you don't have your own site, so you can see YOUR ideas up on a website for others to enjoy and admire. Anything you feel is a contribution will be highly appreciated!
2. Can I take any of the Images?
Yes. I got most of them from other sites anyways that were kind enough to share their images. The only things you can't take are my manga "translations" or my anime "subtitles" pics, unless you erase the text. I really want them to be unique to this site. Also, no touchy any of the buttons on the main page, the headers to each section, or the main shrine banner. I made those for my site. However, everything else is fine, you don't even need my permission. The "cute" pics, the images on the look-alikes section, and any of the other images that I state are for you to take, like the ones in the altered image gallery or the "save the kitsune" pic, are up for grabs.
3. How come you don't have any multimedia, character profiles, normal image galleries, etc..?
There are plenty of excellent sites for you you to find that stuff on. Why just do the same thing? Usually, the part of the site that I spend the most time at are the "fun" or "misc" sections, which has all the humor stuff. So I wanted to make a page that was just a big spoof of regular fan pages, with just the fun and humor goodies. I just enjoy being different. If you can call it that. (IY: Ke.)
4. Do you have any other aliases aside from Shan-Chan?
Yes. My main internet alias is Cosmic Castaway, or CC, for short. Or sometimes I'll pick a character name and put CC at the end, i.e. KagomeCC. I also am in a ton of different fandoms, from The Lion King to Tenchi Muyo, and I love internet roleplay and go under the aliases of my characters, too. My main characters are Sabmi'Satra (a lemur), Nytha (a dinosaur), Arson Ryunga (a mantrin, which is an alien species), and Coy (a llama girl). I also roleplay as San from Princess Mononoke in a few places. But mainly, ninety percent of the time, I'm Cosmic Castaway. So why Shan-Chan? It's my knickname in real life, since my real name is Shannon. And I think it suits me a little better than "Cosmic Castaway" since that name is so vague and genderless.
5. Where can I find more information on you?
Well, I'm tickled! If you're really that bored, my profile is here.
6. What's with the Neon Genesis Evangelion counter on the main page?
Firts of all, EVA is one of my favorite series. Second, it was the only anime counter on the Anime Exchange that matched the color scheme. (there were no IY ones).
7. Will you ever change the color scheme/layout?
Well, maybe. I really like the red and black scheme with the white text, and this type of layout is my favorite. But I may decide to change the colors and banners if the mood strikes me, but not for awhile.
8. Get serious. Do the IY characters really help you run this site?
Get what?! Serious? What the heck is THAT!? I refuse to be serious, because when I'm not beeing cheery and silly, I'm usually frighteningly quiet or really, really cranky. Serious just doesn't fit in there. As for the other half of the question, of course they do! In fact, Sango came over yesterday and we drank some orange soda and watched a rerun of "The Cosby Show". And Sesshou-Maru didn't get his own section on the site because he wouldn't stop marking his territory on the maple tree in my yard. But aside from him, the others all help me out and give their comments throughout the site. (Kagome: Shan-Chan, Sesshou-Maru's out by that tree again..) Damn. Excuse me for a moment, folks. Kagome? Go get the pepper spray!
9. What's the capital of Bangledesh?
Uh...Bangledeshia? *blinkyblink*
10. Who's your favorite IY character? I can't really tell since your site pretty much treats all the characters evenly.
This may be a bit of a shock, but it's none other than Inu-Yasha himself. I usually don't go for the main male character, but I just can't help it this time! I also *love* those serious, slightly tragic characters. You'd thnk I'd be more of a Shippou or Kagome fan, but I'm an Inu-fangirl. In real life, people who are rude and cuss alot are avoided, but with Inu-chan it's so easy to tell that it's all just a front, and he's really just a protective, deeply-caring guy underneath who has a hard time getting close to people (he has lost alot of loved ones, and his remaining family hates him). I made him my final favorite while reading Viz GN #4, during the story about the ghost girl, Mayu. Here he was not wanting anything to do with the situation, and Kagome's mostly the central hero of the story...but Sotaru goes flying out the hospital window, and there he is, showing up when I least expected it to happen and saving the sickly little boy from death. I swear I could almost hear the dramatic background music in that scene, and couldn't stop smiling. He ALWAYS proves the reader wrong by dropping his attitude and showing up to make a daring rescue at the last minute. No matter how much it happens, I'm always surprised. There now, wasn't that pathetic?
Myoga: Splendid, Lady Shan-Chan! Your knowledge is unmatched! *hophop*
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