- THINGS SHIPPOU SHOULD NEVER TURN INTO -
Shippou: *beams* If it's one thing a kitsune is proud of, it's his ability to transform into diff'rent things. Of course, Shan-Chan advises me that there are a few things that I should NEVER turn into. That vixen's jus' bein' bossy!
Shippou should never turn into...
Certain Humans. Britney Spears, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Bill Gates, your school's pricipal, a hobo, a rotting corpse, a cheese-maker, a dog nueterer, Jerry Springer, The cast of "Walker, Texas Ranger", a prostitute, a male stripper, a psycotic dentist, your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, a serial killer, Hannibal Lechter, the Spice Girls...
Certain Human Creations and/or Body Parts. A Toxic waste dump, a cheese grater, a whore house, a kiddy ride at Disney, panties, addictive drugs, a tissue, a dirty diaper, The Blair Witch Project special edition DVD, Sesshou-Maru's boxer shorts, roadkill, a urine sample, a pancreas, fake boobs, a diseased foot, a boy band...
Certain Animals. A mosquito, a ring worm, a dog with rabies, a deformed mutant frog from that toxic lake in (forgot which state!), a chicken on its way to KFC, one of those baboons with the bright blue butts, a weasel...
Certain Foods. Spinach, school cafeteria slop, BBQ sauce, Oatmeal, baked circus freak, cheese flavored gum, poison berries, broccoli, Monkey Chunkins Sugared Cereal (don't ask...), Mashed bee pellets, pea soup, gafilta fish, edible underwear, Magical Pricesses Fruit RollUps, Koala Crunch, Ex-Lax Chocolate, grilled frog butt...
Shippou: Why would I even want to turn into grilled frog butt? Yuck! If you have any better ideas, submit them to Shan-Chan.
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