[episode 6-B: goodbye to the days of my youth]
Kagome- Wha…What’s this feeling.

Sango- There is a strong sense of demon.

(Kirara transforms)

Inuyasha- Where are you? Show yourself.

Alex- Watch your feet guys. Its coming from underground.

(the demon burrows between everyone and emerges and spit’s acid at Inuyasha and Miroku who dodge it)

Shippo- What the hell is that stuff it melted the ground.
Alex- Shippo! (Alex runs by Shippo and grabs him before he is hit by the acid)
Miroku- You brat! (Miroku runs toward the centipede demon)

Sango- Take this! Hiraikotsu! (prepares to throw it)

Inuyasha- Finish you! (Inuyasha starts to do Kaze no Kizu)

(Miroku jumps into the air and hit’s the demon one good time on the head and a demon aura despells in all directions)

Kagome- Wait!

(Inuyasha and Sango stop their attacks)

Inuyasha- What?

(Miroku lands in front of the centipede as it falls backward)
Kagome- Looks like we don’t have to fight any more.

Shippo- The centipede was finished off just by him?

Alex- Damn Miroku that’s one badass swing you got.
(Miroku turns to the centipede)

Miroku- Rest in peace.

(everyone turns to hear cheering)

Inuyasha- Who are they?

(The village chief walks up to Miroku)

Village chief- Thank you for getting rid of the demon priest. I’m the village chief.

Inuyasha- What him?

(Kagome nudges Inuyasha)
Kagome- That rude.
Village chief- If you’re not in a hurry may we have the honor of having you in the village for the rest of the day?
(Miroku looks over at the group of villagers)

Miroku- I’m sorry but we are in a hurry. Thanks for the offer thought.

(Alex runs up and hits Miroku in the back of the head)
Alex- What are you doing?!

Alex- We would be delighted to be in your village chief.

~Walking toward the village~

Miroku- Why did you hit me?

Alex- You’ll forget about it later believe me.

And plus we need a place to stay tonight with out any guilt ya know?

Miroku- I guess, but you didn’t have to hit me and I don’t want to stay in this village if there aren’t any good looking girls.

Alex- Then you’ll be happy soon enough.
Sango- Hey what are you two discussing back here?

Alex and Miroku- No…nothing.

Sango- Then why does Miroku have that perverted look on his face?
Alex- I don’t know ask him. I..I think I’m gonna catch up with the others. (starts running for the others.)

~in the village at the banquet~

Kagome- Wow this is delicious.

Shippo- Yeah it tastes great.

(Shippo looks over at Sango)

Shippo- What’s up Sango? Not in the mood for food?

(Sango doesn’t hear Shippo because she is to distracted by Miroku flirting with other girls)
Miroku- Wow, this means you have high productive power.

(the young girl blushes)

Miroku- Miss would you be willing to bear me a child? (the young girl blushes even more)

(a granny cuts in and grabs Miroku’s hand)

Granny- Yes I would.

Granny- How many do you want? 15? 16? Nothing is impossible you know. Come, come.

Miroku- Sango don’t just sit there please help me.

Sango- Nah, you only need one girl to bear your child right? Go right ahead.

Kagome- Sango is freaking scary sometimes.

Alex- I told you Miroku you just grabbed the wrong one.

Villager- Wow granny you’re so full of energy.
Granny- Of course it ‘cause I want my own kid.

(everyone laughs)

Kagome- Some things never change over time, from this time to mine. Kinda makes me homesick.

Inuyasha- What doesn’t change?

Kagome- Like we still have family reunions like this one in my time.

Alex- I don’t exactly like family reunions and I’m sure Inuyasha wouldn’t want a family reunion with is brother.

((Inuyasha thinks of what a dinner with his brother would look like))

Insert pic here

(Inuyasha flops down on his back)
Inuyasha- No way.

Kagome- Don’t lie down like that right after you eat you’ll have digestive problems.

Inuyasha- Keh who cares?
(Inuyasha hears a sucking noise by his ear and swats the flea)

(Alex, Shippo, and Kagome look at what is in Inuyasha’s hand)
Inuyasha- Myouga?

Myouga- Inuyasha it’s so hard to find you sometimes. You look ok what’s been happening?

Inuyasha- We fought off a centipede demon and came to eat at this banquet. Where have you been lately?

Myouga- I have been escaping a very devilish things lately. (Myouga starts to snicker)

Alex- Yeah right you mean your fiancé.

Inuyasha- Keh (throws Myouga over his shoulder) (Myouga lands on the edge of a candle)

Insert pic here

~Miroku’s room later that night~

((everyone but Myouga is sleeping))

(Myouga sneaks into Miroku’s room)

(Miroku wakes up by hearing footsteps outside his door) (the figure enters)

Miroku to himself- Here it comes. For something to come this late it must be the ghost of the centipede I killed.

(the figure stops beside Miroku’s bed and Miroku jumps up and is about to hit the figure and realizes it’s boy and stops)

Boy- I need to pee…

Miroku- NO! Not here the toilet is over there!

(Miroku grabs the kid up and runs outside with him)

(Miroku returns to his room after helping the boy to his bedroom)

((Ok I liked both lines of the English and Japanese versions so you choose))

((Japanese version= Miroku- (sigh) If would have pissed on my bed it would have been bad.

English version= Miroku- (sigh) If I’m going to be up at this hour I can think of other things I’d rather be doing.))

(another figure comes in and stops beside Miroku’s bed)

Miroku- If you have to pee again can’t you do it by yourself?

(Miroku sits up and sees Sango)

Miroku- Sango? (looks around to see if any body is watching) Do you know what time it is? What luck she has finally come sneaking into my bedroom. Lie down, come join me.
(Sango lift Hiraikotsu)

Miroku- What the? (Sango makes a vertical swing at Miroku and Miroku gets out the way fast)

(Miroku bursts through the door into the courtyard with Sango chasing him)

Miroku- Come on don’t tell me you’re still mad about earlier! (Sango starts taking various swings at Miroku breaking whatever gets in her way)

Miroku- That old granny at the banquet was just joking!

(Inuyasha, Alex, and Kagome and Shippo come out to see what the noise is all about)
Inuyasha- What all the noise guys?

Miroku- Sango please control your anger!
(Miroku’s back hit’s a wall)

Miroku- Uh oh. (takes a look at Sango)
Miroku- She’s sleep walking?

Shippo- What time is it guys? Keep it down!

(Everybody starts to go back inside but Miroku and Sango)

Miroku- Wait! Something is wrong with Sango!

(Sango lifts hiraikotsu again)

Kagome- Stop Sango!

Alex- Damn it all at 3 in the morning?! (Alex jumps and stops Sango)

(Sango falls into Miroku’s arms and Alex is left holding hiraikotsu.
Alex to himself- I never knew this thing was so freaking heavy.
Miroku- Sango are you ok? (rubs her butt and she slaps him without looking)

Shippo- She even slaps him in her sleep.

Sango- What the? Why am I here? What happened Miroku?

Miroku- Sango do you remember anything weird just now?

Sango- No not really.

Kagome- But was there something controlling her?
Inuyasha- I didn’t sense any demons.

(Myouga emerges from Miroku’s robe)

Myouga- Are you sure?

Inuyasha- Myouga! You’ve been watching all along?

Myouga- Did you guys see anything strange?

Inuyasha- Hey are you hiding something from us?

Myouga- No…nothing of importance.

Alex to himself- Yeah right.

Sango- Now that you mention it my father once told me about demons that are only strong after death.

Kagome- After death?

Miroku- So that means the centipede from earlier is the culprit?

Inuyasha- If that’s the case we must go re-seal it.

(Myouga jumps from Miroku onto Kirara)

Shippo- What’s up with you Myouga?

Myouga- Nothing its nothing. (disappears into Kirara’s tail)

~with everyone where the centipede form earlier is barred~

(Inuyasha and Miroku move the 2 boulders off of the centipede and dig up the seal that Miroku placed earlier)

Miroku- Seems like it never moved….

Inuyasha- And nothing is wrong with it…

Miroku- I’ll just re-seal it just for safe measure.

(places another sutra seal)

~with Myouga and the others beside the centipede~

Myouga- Hmmmmmmm Kagome your line for men seems weak.
Kagome- Really?

Myouga- Don’t even think of getting boys into your bedroom at this rate. What about you Sango? (jumps onto Sango’s hand)

Myouga- Yours is just about as bad. You better drop him like a rock. And lets see what about your line for women Alex? (jumps onto Alex’s hand)

Myouga- Hmmmm I’d say you don’t have a chance with women.
Alex- What did you say?

Myouga- I um I said you probably don’t have a chance with women.
Alex- I’ll have you know I am very popular with girls Mr. Save me from Shyouga.

Myouga- Hmph.

Alex- (looks up) Hey what’s wrong?
Miroku- I will not forgive you.

Alex- Wha….What?

Miroku- I can not forgive you! (takes a swing at Alex and Alex dodges)

Alex- What? Are you mad about something?!

(Miroku takes another swing at Alex and Alex dodges and runs)
Alex- I would have rathered a fight with Inuyasha but this will do! (stops and turns)

(Miroku takes a stab at Alex and Alex dodges to the side, grabs the staff and sweeps Miroku’s feet from underneath him with a kick)

(Miroku stands up)

Alex- So you want more? Fine! (dashes at Miroku and kicks him in the chest and knocks him on his back)

Miroku in a strange and gasping voice- When one gets this age she can’t keep up with younger people.

Alex- Tch your not Miroku at all are you?
Inuyasha- What do you mean?

(Miroku’s head hit’s the ground and a flea jumps out of his hair and Miroku gets up)

Miroku- Damn it hurts. What did I do?

Alex- Um you got possessed and I kicked your ass since you came after me or should I say Myouga.

Alex- Let me explain after we kill this next centipede.
(A giant centipede comes bolting out of the ground and spits acid at everybody) (Inuyasha grabs Kagome, Alex grabs Shippo and they all run to a safe distance)

(Inuyasha grabs tetsaiga and slices the giant centipede in half with the Kaze no Kizu)
(Miroku walks up to the centipede and seals both halves of it)

Alex- Like I was saying…Shyouga you don’t have to posses anybody else I have what you’re looking for right here! (holds up Myouga)

Myouga- No! Let me go!

Alex- Shut up Myouga!

(Shyouga jumps onto Alex’s hand while he is holding Myouga with 2 fingers)

Myouga- Please! Let me go!

Alex- See guys this is Shyouga.

(everybody looks at the 2 fleas in Alex’s hand)

Shyouga- Myouga you think you can run away from me forever?! Not anymore!

Kagome- So this is Shyouga?

(Shyouga looks up and sees everybody looking curiously at her)

Shyouga- Oh sorry I didn’t introduce myself I’m Shyouga and I am Myouga’s Fiancé.
(Myouga starts to struggle to get away)

Myouga- There’s no way I am getting married to an old bat like you!

Shyouga- Myouga Shut the hell up!

(Myouga stops struggling and goes limp)

Inuyasha- Oh yeah Shyouga now I remember.

Shyouga- Oh that was so long ago….

Now all Myouga does is flirt with other women. I’m still a virgin at this age.
Alex to himself- That is one picture I could have done without Shouga!

Shyouga- Myouga never comes home. Well this time I will do everything I can to catch him home! (Shyouga grabs Myouga and he starts to struggle agin)

Miroku and Alex- Damn she’s scary

Shyouga- Have you learned your lesson Myouga?

Myouga- Alex Inuyasha_sama please help me escape.

Alex- No way man I think you owe her too much to run away agin.

Miroku- Now now Shyouga please forgive this guy here.

Kagome- If you really want Myouga why not have a wedding in the village and let the village chief be the witness.

Shyouga and Myouga- Wedding?!

(Myouga starts to drip with sweat while Shyouga’s face turns beat red)

Sango- Even though they are fleas they still show their feminine side.

Myouga- No way!! No way in hell am I getting married to her!!

Sango- If you don’t then….

Miroku- We won’t forgive you for causing all that trouble.
~In the village chiefs house at the wedding~

(Kirara walks in with Shyouga and a black suit, that doesn’t show the face of the groom that is supposed to have Myouga in it, on its back)

Shyouga- Myouga from here on we are a married couple.

(Shyouga pushes Myouga playfully)

Shyouga- Don’t be shy. What’s wrong you can’t say anything before the loved one?

(Shyouga lifts up the hood of the black suit and notices it aint Myouga)
Shyouga- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone- What’s wrong?!
Shyouga- Its not Myouga! He must of asked someone to swap places with him!

Inuyasha- Damn it Myouga ran away agin?!

(a cat hops up on the porch in front of the open door)

Myouga- The one who doesn’t run must be stupid!! (Myouga bites the cats tail and it starts running)

Shyouga- Shit! Wait Myouga!! (starts running after Myouga)

Shyouga- I won’t let you escape!

Myouga- Run cat! Run like the wind!!

Shyouga- Come back here!!!!!

Shippo- Myouga has started running for his life again.

Everyone- *sigh*

Shyouga- Wait damn it!!

Myouga- No way Shyouga!!!
[end of episode]