A Brief History Of The Hat Kidnapping
BIG JIM in a daring and sinister move stole the aforementioned hat and demanded the return of Deception and the consistant updating of the site in return for the Hat (aka 'Hatty').
Az in an even more daring move handed over control of his site to a certain Web Pirate who brought the site into a new era.
BIG JIM, after considering the latest move by these web tyrants decided that the site, lacking originality, would not suffice as a ransom.
However, Tha Web Pirate proceeded to make the sinister move ever made by a webmazter, he stole BIG JIM's plastic witch's finger.
BIG JIM declared war on Tha Web Pirate but he didn't have the guts to respond.
A certain unprovoked and malicious 'incident' occoured shortly afterwards. BIG JIM was slightly taken aback by this incident but is presently regrouping his forces and will launch a new wave of offencives very soon.
BIG JIM will keep you all informed.......