Level 9 Azz
The Heavyweight division of Asses. This Level of Ass is not for the weak or faint of heart. The only phrase that can come out of your mouth at this level is "W-w-w-whuttt!?!" in a hushed mumble. The Phatness is absolutely unbelievable in a level 9 Azz. Best gear for level 9 Azz? A mid-length natural fiber dress with no panties and it doesn't have to be tight because the level 9 Azz will wiggle and jiggle regardless.
When it comes to sex positions, if you're the average mofo, forget about Cowgirl because you'll get folded like a soft taco. Your best bet cowboy, is to bend that Phat Ass over, saddle up and try to stay on for 8 seconds. |
