The Laws of Roleplaying
Desert Gorge Manuever -- Players whose parties are destroyed will
invariably roll up a new one to throw at the destroyer in the attempts
to wear it down by sheer numbers.
Dwarven Beard Controversy -- Female dwarves... bearded or no?
Felton's Law -- No party is so powerful or experienced that a clever trap can't defeat them.
Monkey's Paw Rule -- Every player presented with the opportunity to
make a wish, will take it and make it using a long run-on sentence
determined to close every pervertable loophole sought by a GM.
Red Shirt Law/Mooks Law -- Any NPC without a name is dead already.