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The Potentate had first recognized that the core reason of the world’s corruption was of the cheap guerrilla groups that terrorize his people. The Potentate already had a zero-tolerance against such evil acts and had organized an organization he calls the Blitzkrieg Special Operations. This organization can do anything from reconnaissance to covert ops. The Potentate has already recognize the BSO’s significance in sustaining order in the world that he had made them the primary organization to handle any military campaign. The Potentate had also begun his own youth program. Josh’s Youth Program takes the place of all children’s fellowships. Recent polls show that five out of every five parents would recommend sending their children to JYP. JYP is now the most prestigious and influential organization that practices the virtues that the Potentate believes in. Former corrupted and useless programs such as the Boys and Girls Club and DARE were taken out by the BSO last night. The Potentate recently sent the BSO to take out all cheap car manufacturers such as Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz. The Potentate immediately implemented his new car manufacturing factory Joshibitshi to substitute these cheap cars he called, “wannabes.” The Potentate’s new vehicles are all fully equipped with ejection seats during emergency situations. In addition, consumers can purchase the J-Class for an extra $20,000 to have the autopilot feature. The NTSB has already noticed a 10% drop in car accident fatalities. There had been major controversies between the two soft drink giants Pepsi and Coca-Cola. As a result, the Potentate has made Ovaltine the official drink of the world. Ovaltine was extremely happy about the Potentate’s decision. The Potentate addressed about Ovaltine in a recent press conference and said, “I believe that Ovaltine contains all the necessary nutrient requirements to worship me adequately.” The FDA has approved of the Potentate’s statement and concludes that it was factual. There are still hundreds of organizations that pose a threat to the virtues of the Potentate. The BSO is working around the clock to rid the world of these organizations. As of now, the Potentate is working on his new book he called, 我的奋斗. (My struggle) The Potentate gives a brief description on his rise to power and his struggle to survive in this corrupted world before his historical changes he has made in his book. His book is scheduled to be released later this summer.
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