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Little
Inspirations
"The genius of life is to carry the spirit of childhood into old age."
"The
block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak becomes a
stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. That block of granite is often
nothing more than a decision."
"God
wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick
ourselves too easily."
"Lord,
when we are wrong, make us willing to change. And when we are right, make us
easy to live with."
Doubt sees the
obstacles.
Faith sees the way.
Doubt sees the darkest night.
Faith sees the day.
Doubt dreads to take the next step
Faith soars on high.
Faith answers "I"
SOME
NEW INSIGHTS
1.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the
2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells
"THEIRS"?
NEW MODERN DAY DEFINITIONS
ABSENTEE: A missing golfing accessory.
ACOUSTIC : An instrument used in shooting pool.
ACCRUE : People who work on a ship.
ADAMANT : the very first Insect.
ADORABLE : What you ring when you go visiting.
ALARMS : What an octopus is.
ALIMONY : The High Cost Of Leaving.
ALIMONY : The Fee A Woman Charges For Name-Dropping.
ANTIDOTE : The reason Mom's Sister keeps hugging you every time she can catch you.
ANTELOPE : Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle!
ANTISOCIAL : Mother's sister being friendly.
ANTE MEREDIEM : That's why he's my Uncle.
ASPIRE : Where dead donkeys are cremated.
ATLAS : Finally
AUSTRALIAN KISS : Same as French Kiss, ... only down under!
AVAIL : Piece of cloth that stops woman from looking so ugly.
AVOIDABLE : What a bullfighter tries to do.
Just Be
Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone,
Be generous to those who need you help,
Be frugal with what you need yourself,
Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything,
Be foolish enough to believe in miracles,
Be willing to share you joys,
Be willing to share you sorrows of others,
Be a leader when you see a path others have missed,
Be a follower when you are shrouded in the midst
of uncertainty,
Be the first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds,
Be the last to criticize a colleague who fails,
Be sure where your next step will fall, so that
you will not stumble,
Be sure of your final destination, in case you
are going the wrong way,
Be loving to those who love you,
Be loving to those who do not love you, and they
may change,
Above all, be yourself!
