Helen Lyrics
VS1-Eric
Clark met a girl in Jr. High, her name was Helen, she had big thighs.
Her arms were cut like butchers meat, you should have seen those hairy feet.
Chorus-Both
Helen beat me up in Jr. High.
I will never know the reason why.
Until this day, I still cry, cause Helen beat me up in Jr. High.
VS2-Clark
She asked me out, I said no way.
She asked me why,
I told her I was gay!
Chorus-Both
Helen beat me up in Jr. High.
I will never know the reason why.
Until this day, I still cry, cause Helen beat me up in Jr. High.