This was written by a poster on a baseball forum where I sometimes post as Lofton Lovin' Lunatic. I thought it was great and had to share since L&O got mentioned.

Lofton Lovin' Lunatic's
A real Tribe insider
And a word to all you critics:
She's a young aspiring writer.

She's not a teenage poet
Or a juvenile reporter;
If the peacock doesn't blow it
She'll be penning "Law & Order"!