Season One
Season One
Prescription for Death
"God-like pronouncements. Sounds like normal medical procedure to me."
"Let's go see the Chief of Medicine. I'm sure he'll be god-like too."
"See what I mean? The guy's Chief of Medicine and all he can come up with is 'It's a lottery'."
"The patient just died, but don't worry, the doctor's doing just fine."
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
The Reaper's Helper
Cragen: "Good news and bad news."
Max: "Let me guess. The good news is that somebody just walked and confessed." QMG
Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die
"Sex is like a drink of water."
"Excuse me, Mr. Casanova!"
Happily Ever After
Logan: "Fifty grand."
Greevey: "If that's what it took to get a killer, they'd get rid of us and use our salaries as rewards."
Everybody's Favorite Bagman
[to man with a pit bull] "Spuds moves, you're history." QMG
By Hooker, By Crook
"I�m lucky. I like my wife's cooking."
"They pay me to lie."
Poison Ivy
"I got people in my family I wouldn't believe if they told me the sky was blue."
"There but for the grace of God go I or any other cop."
Stone: "Didn't know you were a philosopher, Max."
Greevey: "Just an ex-alter boy with a gun."
Indifference
Psychologist [referring to Logan]: "Are you in charge of this ape?"
Greevey: "It's my cross to bear." QMG
(to a freaking-out Logan): "Mike, Mike, take it easy." (then to Babcock): "He's never recovered from the nuns--a cultural thing." QMG
(to Logan): "You saw this on Oprah, or what?" QMG
Prisoner of Love
"If that's art, Hugh Hefner�s Michelangelo."
Out of the Half-Light
Life Choice
"Good morning, Vietnam."
A Death in the Family
"Immunity? Why don't we just give him a pension?"
The Violence of Summer
"Maybe we'll get a guy down here with a gold watch--hypnotize the whole neighborhood."
"Remind me never to eat at your house."
The Torrents of Greed (1)
"Send your complaints to the Supreme Court."
"He's like a dirty sponge--squeeze him, all kinds of scum comes out."
The Torrents of Greed (2)
"Freakin' consolation prize!" QMG
Logan: "Crime pays, Max."
Greevey: "For lunch, anyway."
"He was family, but he wasn't family with a Sicilian 'F'."
Mushrooms
"You guys are so trigger happy, why don't you join the army?"
"Be gentle, Mike. Don't break the little creep's trigger finger."
Greevey: "Who says the little son on a bitch needs a motive?"
Cragen: "Max..."
Greevey: "What's the hell's a motive anyway? He took my seat-- Bam! He's looking at my girlfriend--Bam! I need them shoes--Bam!"
The Secret Sharers
The Serpent's Tooth
The Troubles
"I'm just a cop after a killer."
"You're both Libras--that's destiny for you."
"Looks like Montez checked out, but you never know anymore."
"Why don't you hang around in case this stiff comes back to life too?"
Sonata for a Solo Organ
"It's easier to bust out of Attica than leave a hospital without paying."
The Blue Wall
"The sharks are out and there's blood in the water."
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