Season Twelve
Season Twelve
Who Let the Dogs Out?
Armed Forces
"When's this guy going to learn he's the minority in this city?"
For Love or Money
"I thought black widow spiders were the only ones who killed their mates and ate their young."
Soldier of Fortune
Possession
Formerly Famous
Ed: "It's a sucker's play."
Lennie: "What, killing your wife?"
Ed: "No, spreading your bet. You place a bet straight on the nose, you don't go back to cover your bases."
"Maybe I ought to get myself a manager."
Lennie (reading a letter): "I enjoy clubbing, horseback riding, and phone sex."
Ed: "Sounds like your type, Lennie."
Myth of Fingerprints
The Fire This Time
"You having your period, Mr. Quigley?"
"You're under arrest, but I guess you wouldn't know anything about that either."
3 Dawg Night
Prejudice
Lennie: "Guy sells Chippendale but he objects to porn."
Ed: "Ha, ha, ha."
Burrows: "Do you know your ass from your elbow, Detective?"
Ed: "I know an ass when I see one."
The Collar
"Hey, hey, hey. Smells like teen spirit."
"Get your ass back here, STUPID!"
Angel: "I want a lawyer."
Green: "Are you sure? Because once a lawyer gets involved, it ain't between you and God anymore."
Undercovered
"Must see TV."
DR 1-102
"You gotta get out more, bro."
"What, you scared I'm gonna mug you or something?"
Missing (a.k.a. Interned)
"I think it's kind of nice not looking at a dead body for a change."
Access Nation
Lennie: "Reason number 37 for me not to open my email."
Ed: "Well, nobody sends you email."
Born Again
Girl Most Likely
Equal Rights
Suspect: "Oh this is getting _so_ out of hand."
Green: "Oh it's gonna get _so_ much more outta hand if I have to haul you
outta here in handcuffs."
(to a suspect about to be arrested): "I think you just lost a little bit more than a 401K, buddy."
Slaughter
Dazzled
"That's the problem with you AA types. You see an alcoholic behind every bush."
Foul Play
Father: "We all have to play by the rules, poor kids or not."
Ed: "You mean like the rules where you buy your kid his own personal pitching machine?"
Attorney Client
Oxymoron
Patriot
Lennie: "Hey, take a look, partner. There's supposed to be two towers standing over there."
Ed: "Look, man, I know, but it's that kind of thing that gets me pulled over on the turnpike every other month. You forget, I lived in the Middle East. Not every guy wearing a kufi is the enemy."
"All right, man, so where do you want to go to look for a terrorist?"
"I switched my major twice in college. That make me a terrorist?"
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