Ed: "Hey, Old Spice, what'd the Lieu tell you about me?"
Lennie: "Nothing. Did she tell you I don't like nicknames?"
Ed: "Yeah?"
Lennie: "Yeah. 'Lennie' will do."
Gun dealer: "Nowhere does it say I can only sell to a dealer with a store."
Lennie: "So where does he sell his guns? Out of a Good Humor truck?" THPOGLL
"First thing my doctor wants to see is a specimen of my money."
"Once they hear your take on women's rights, they'll cut your kiwis off and hand 'em to you on a stick."
"Fifteen dead pre-med students. What's that worth these days?"
Abbie: "What's in Newbourgh?"
Lennie: "Besides deer ticks?"
Ed: "I still think the kid is lying."
Lennie: "Because she plays with her hair? You play cards with her, Ed?"
"Last time I got lucky was 1986."
Krasner: "I sell used cars."
Lennie: "Yeah, the trouble is the people who are using them aren't finished with them yet."
"I love it when they're stupid."
Perp (to Det. Ed Green): "Bite me."
Lennie: "Go ahead... bite 'im." THPOGLL
"Yeah, right...compared to offing the neighbor, messing up the boss's car is a big no-no."
Ethan: "I was trying to protect her reputation."
Lennie: "She going to get a rep for wheezing?"
"The ink isn't dry on your dough?"
"He gets drunk 'by accident'?"
Ed: "We just want to know where the blood is."
Lennie: "We don't want to drink it."
Ed: "What's their story?"
Lennie: "Ah, Grapes of Wrath. Co-op garden, the gate's always open."
Ed: "Nobody saw or heard anything."
Lennie: "You're amazing."
Partner at firm: "I wish I knew. This could all be very embarrassing for the firm."
Lennie: "Ah, not to mention his family."
"I'm starting to think Felder whacked himself over the head. If I had his life I might kill myself.."
"You recognize these people? You should. You killed him to cover up the fact that you killed her."
"I've been doing this job for 25 years. I think I've earned the right not to be second guessed."
"Too bad, Flaco. You just had to run into Superman today."
Flaco: "You're doing that good cop, bad cop thing, right?"
Lennie: "You don't wise up, it's going to be bad cop, bad cop."
Lawyer: "You don't like my client very much, do you, Detective?"
Lennie: "I don't usually get along with murderers, no."
"This case pans out the same whether I'm 25 or 75."
"Uh...could I have that transcript that I threw at you?"
Anita: "Six to twelve."
Lennie: "What, years or weeks?"
"I plan on doing this job from my wheelchair!"
"They have a record of her getting on the plane, Ken. What, she just jumped out of the plane over Poughkeepsie?"
Anita: "You'd think she would have told someone."
Lennie: "Who, her nail salon or the Chinese takeout?"
"You don't want to know what I'd like right now."
"Scotch always killed my pain."
"Whoa! You should be a little more careful when you take off your party hat."
"Counselor, why don't you click your heels three times and say 'There's no place like home'?"
"Taylor put his horizontal hula classes on his credit card."
"Ciao. That means �goodbye�."
Rodgers: "Injuries looked worse than they were."
Lennie: "What's worse than dead?"
"Imagine that. Third conviction, 20 to life, for stealing 300 pounds of 'very young early peas'."
"His trail's colder than dead."
"Guy's juggling at least three lady friends. Must be putting something extra in his fuel tank."
"You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to an attorney, unless you actually are one."
"Homework, huh? 'Biker Sluts Rock Vegas.' Must be the new math."
(holding weapon): "What's this? Zit remover?"
"All this milk of human kindness is going to make me puke."
Ed: "Todd thanks him for his tireless willingness to answer questions."
Lennie: "Maybe he was tireless and willing in other areas too."
"If we're wrong, we'll send flowers."
man: "In the greater scheme of things, $30,000 really isn't a lot of money, Detective."
Lennie: "Yeah, I know. That's what I'm going to have to live on when I retire."
"I guess that's what they call a 'head' shot."
Abbie: "Not necessarily. All he has to do is establish his work environment is upsetting."
Lennie: "I could do that."
"You're partying with us today."
Elias Grace: "Doesn't it feel great when you say what you feel?"
Lennie: "I tried that with my first wife."
Abbie: "If you took a page from this guy's book, Lennie, you'd still be married."
Lennie: "Bite your tongue."
"I'd do show-ups at Carnegie Hall if I thought I'd find a murderer."
Lennie: "You a Mets fan?"
Man: "Is that a crime?"
Lennie: "Depends on the season."
"You better hope your waiter isn't a Yankees fan."
"I thought you guys could indict a ham sandwich."
"We're not working a jaywalking case here."
"Why don't you take your own advice, doc? Surrender with love."
Radford: "I hold myself out as a neutral arbiter of talent."
Lennie: "Instead of a hustler for sale to the highest bidder."
"Look Mom, no hands!"
"Twenty grand buys a lot of paint thinner."
Brown: "I think he's from Brooklyn."
Lennie: "Why? He have a bad haircut?"
"Hour and a half on the L train, you'd wind up in Canarsie."
Lawyer (referring to Green): "Put a leash on this guy, all right?"
Lennie: "We gave up. He keeps chewing through them."
"If this is the future of police work, I'm going to start thinking about retirement."
"You're not rich, you're not 38, and that's not a Porsche. I bet if we check under the hood, you'll be 0 for 4."
"That rack didn't come from Santa Monica, dude."
"Nice chemistry set. You boys cooking up something for the science fair?"
"What do we do--slip Twinkies into their salad and see if they go into sugar shock?"
"That's us--a couple of meanies."
"I guess they didn't read 'Euthanasia for Dummies'."
"Hang onto your popcorn!"
"Here's something I can relate to--a phone bill."
"Too bad he's the only one in his family with a conscience."
Pantoya: "I have immunity--blanket immunity."
Lennie: "That the same blanket you put over Jason Whitman's corpse?"