Allow me to crack my back
And let it fade to black
My internet that is
My connection oh so lost
Way slow compared to his
Cable modems at low cost, my DSL long been tossed
Decisions once again, my mind clouded once more
Of who to choose now, Ameritech's and AT&T’s
All these companies and more, I do now explore
My options and packages, new deals and guarantees
Who is the best? Who will satisfy my need?
Which service can I rely on? Who will now succeed?
When will I get fast connections? Speed is my greed
If I don't receive the speed that I plead, then people will soon bleed
Then to my corner I shall again recede,
My name is now alleged,
Who is this unstable creature? Only one name can be spoken...
It is me, maximum carnage...